Best in Game jokes

[Geo Da Sponge]

DECAPITATION!!!

-Eddie Riggs, Brutal Legend

My favourie bit from Brütal Legend is just before the final battle, when you flee the giant citadel at the Sea of Black Tears as it transforms into a giant three headed bondage hydra thing with Doviculus riding it.

...

Mangus: "So how'd it go?"

The party banter in Dragon Age. Specifically, Oghren's different ways of saying 'sex'.

Also, there's a conversation you can have with Wynne about the Grey Wardens and you can keep bugging her about griffons. I lol'd.

I like all the random shout outs they have in Dragon Age. Like when you're answering the riddles in the temple:

Ghost: "A small bird could carry me, but the strongest man could not. What am I?"
PC: "A coconut."

And when you're rescuing the queen/princess:

Queen: "Alright, I put on a guard's armour so that we can escape unnoticed."
Dwarf PC: "Aren't you a little short for a guard?"

 

[MrShowerHead]

Alistair(Dragon Age)

"Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."

Or the always classic: "Here I thought we were getting along so well! I was even going to name one of my children after you - the grumpy one!"

 

[pSY'oniK]

-roll 1337 and got 1337 in dota >_> In the w3 bonus campaign when you finish a quest involving goblins and their boss is replying with "They blew themselves up you say ? NOW THAT'S COMMITMENT TO YOUR JOB !" also from w3 "For the end of the world spell press CTRL+ALT+DELETE"

 

[blankedboy]

"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."

What makes it REALLY funny is that there's a GMod video where Chell picks it up after that line and starts rubbing her face all over it

 

[Browbeat]

On the subject of Giant Miniaturized Space Hamsters: "Go for the Eyes, Boo, go for the eyes! YEAAARGH!!" "DON'T teach my Hamster to SUCK EGGS!"
Also, on the subject of sentient weapons: "You know, I don't know what you were expecting, but as a sword... I'M PRETTY ONE-DIMENSIONAL IN WHAT I WAAAAANT!!" "Can we kill something now? No? How about now? ... No? Now?"

(Baldur's Gate 2)

On the subject of Dwarf Fortress: Catsplosion ... 'nuff said

On the subject of Bandanas: "Here, you'll need this" 'What about you?' "Don't worry Infinite ammo!"

(Metal Gear Solid 2)

On the subject of campy references: "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!"

(Many, including Xenogears)

On the subject of Isaac Washington: "MOTHERF-----"

(House of the Dead: Overkill)

On the subject of Irreverence - Saint's Row 2

On the subject of Tim Schaeffer...

Wait, too broad...

Okay, recently, gratuitous finishers with Axe weapons: "DECAPITATIOOOOOON!"

(Brutal Legend - sans umlaut)

 

[Last Bullet]

Otacon: Hold it, Snake. Time to change the disc. I know, I know... It's a pain. But you need to swap Disc 1 for Disc 2. You see the disc labeled "2"?
Snake: ...No...
Otacon: Huh? Oh, wait! We're on the PS3 system! It's a Blu-ray Disc. Dual-layered, too -- no need to swap.
Snake: ...Dammit, Otacon, get a grip!

I love Hideo Kojima's humor so much.

 

[MetalMantheRevenge]

Everything in Portal and to come in Portal 2.
Most of the Codec moments in Metal Gear Solid 1-4
When the character talks to you for being idle. (Borderlands)

I'll think of more later.

 

[ultrachicken]

When asked by the Turian Councilman to my evil Shepard in Mass Effect

"Do enjoy commiting Genocide?"

I reply: Depends on the species "Turian"

I had a few chuckles within the entire Mass effect Games

Asari: "Hello, Shepard. I hope you didn't call just to disconnect again."
Shepard: "Yep." *disconnects*

Also, in dragon age: origins, I found this line amusing.
Wynne: What do you know about the grey wardens?
PC: I know they had griffons.
Wynne: That's all anybody seems to know about them.
PC: I want a griffon.
Wynne: Yes, yes. Now let me tell you a tale of the grey wardens.
PC: Does the story have griffons?
Wynne: Maker, it's like talking to a child!

 

[His22]

The Abes Odyssey and Exodus Games, so many hilarious bits, my favourite?

Slig: Don't Think, Drink!
Mudokun: erm....ok.