That is genius.Curiosity said:
And this made me lol, even if it is a bit harsh.The Anonymous Me said:
Best insult without swearing?
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"Ah, So I guess the ugly stick is real after all"
or to a larger person
"I'd stab you to death but I can't afford the 2 weeks off work!"
or to a larger person
"I'd stab you to death but I can't afford the 2 weeks off work!"
Cripes, I've heard of a man falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the ay down, but I never heard of anyone going back for another go.
I can't believe you beat one million other sperm
Such wit, my friend. I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry you.
Y'know, if brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow off your hat.
You filibuster
On the subject of deodorant; Is that your deodorant? Or has the Union Carbide plant broken down again.
I can't believe you beat one million other sperm
Such wit, my friend. I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry you.
Y'know, if brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow off your hat.
You filibuster
On the subject of deodorant; Is that your deodorant? Or has the Union Carbide plant broken down again.
One more, I didn't think of this one though and I can't remember where I heard...
It looks like you were tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope, then dragged down ugly street for 50 ugly miles. Then you were cut loose with the ugly knife, and thrown down ugly hill, and then you landed in the ugly caves, where the ugly wolves then descended upon you. But they didn't kill you because they felt sorry for you, on account of how ugly you are.
It looks like you were tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope, then dragged down ugly street for 50 ugly miles. Then you were cut loose with the ugly knife, and thrown down ugly hill, and then you landed in the ugly caves, where the ugly wolves then descended upon you. But they didn't kill you because they felt sorry for you, on account of how ugly you are.
I've always been fond of "They should put you in a cage and charge admission."
This one works better with (straight) men, than women. Offensive, but effective against the right kind of neanderthal: "So what does penis taste like?"
When all else fails, there's always the classic Anchorman insults: "You're a dirty pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!?"
This one works better with (straight) men, than women. Offensive, but effective against the right kind of neanderthal: "So what does penis taste like?"
When all else fails, there's always the classic Anchorman insults: "You're a dirty pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!?"
"Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?" is a classic.
I once said this to a teacher (not my best, but it's the only one I can remember):
"Sir, while I know you love the sound of your own voice, I'd rather not hear it"
I once said this to a teacher (not my best, but it's the only one I can remember):
"Sir, while I know you love the sound of your own voice, I'd rather not hear it"
Not sure if "dick" is considered a swear word or not, but this is what I say to a lot of annoying people on xbox live.
"Talk through your mouth not your dick hole."
"Talk through your mouth not your dick hole."
You like to love horses' lips that they never kiss with...
sorry im just making up as they go along, works if you like to sound immature though
sorry im just making up as they go along, works if you like to sound immature though