Best lies to tell kids

[Vault boy Eddie]

Worst lie to tell kids, "your opinion counts". Go play an online game that has a lot of young kids playing, or an *ahem* internet forum.

 

[The DSM]

When the Ice-cream man plays the jingle, theres no ice-cream left.
Ahh I love being the bitter husk of a human I am.

 

[DigitalSushi]

"The reason elephants are scared of mice is because they run up their trunks and eat their brains"

That seems more fucked up than it should be.

My dad actually told me that as a child.

 

[Parshooter]

Your turtle ran away

Don't play video games cause you'll be stupid

The answer is always c

Rock never loses in RPS

 

[kannibus]

"Don't worry, it isn't loaded."

 

[Tsaba]

Santa will bring you presents if you are a good boy or girl....

 

[rokkolpo]

yes santa is real, it,s completely normal for fat men to go down the chimny and give you presents.

also if he offers you a ride you should take it.

 

[rokkolpo]

oh oh!
i've got one now. i just convinced my 14 year old brother that there are STDs you can contract from speaking on the phone...
eeeehhe

either youre a great speaker.

or your brother is as sharp as a ball.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

Candy canes are the bones of elves who refused to work.

 

[L9OBL]

i dunno told a kid once that carved pumpkins are actually evil spirits that took over pumpkins and will try to eat him in the nastiest ways if he goes near em heheheh that was 5 years ago and he was five and he still doesn't go out trick or treating though sometimes ill carve a couple pumpkins and put them on his front porch and his window sill.....man is he fun to scare

 

[ninja steve]

Candy canes are the bones of elves who refused to work.

OMGROFL really? shit i guess i shouldnt become a lazy ass elf then thank you for your wisdom oh wise one

 

[Hallow'sEve]

My dad still defends Santa, I'm 19 and he's 62.
It's not that he's not senile, its just that he doesn't believe in losing the spirit of Christmas as you get older.

When I'm a parent though, I'll be pulling this one [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=120] on my kids.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

 

[Primee133]

Games are useless, are a waste of time, and are useless to everyone.

So according to my parents, video game designers barely got any money.

 

[Kaisikudo]

"You wait here, I'll be right back."

 

[Eddy E.]

"you can be whatever you want to be" and "capitalism is the best form of government"

 

[rockera]

WWWOOOOHHHH! scrubs!

 

[Worgen]

if you eat raw spagette you will get worms

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"How it works? Magic!"

 

[Kodlak]

Think my dad convinced my brother that he used to be a wrestler called Flameboy. He still believes it, and that was at least 5 years ago.