My latest reason for NOT drinking hot liquids in front of my computer while reading through escapist forums...DukeBishop said:"Daddy was showing Mommy some wrestling moves"
(Puts hands on both your shoulders and smirks) "And neither are the both of you. Now go to your rooms and try not to think about not being real or you'll disappear forever"knight of some random number said:(Puts hand on shoulder and looks at him sadly.) "I'm so sorry but your parents lied, the easter bunny isn't real".crudus said:My uncle told me that burned food is poisonous. Pretty sure this was to convince me to give him my burger that he cooked.
My parents told me if I wasn't in bed by 9 on school nights that the police would come and arrest me. I still follow this. I just interpret it as 9am now.
That seems more fucked up than it should be.ColdStorage said:"The reason elephants are scared of mice is because they run up their trunks and eat their brains"
But the Easter Bunny is real. Isn't she?VanityGirl said:They told me that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy were real.
yes she is!! she is! you will see! I'll wait in the pumpkin patch all night if I have to until she comes! Then you'll see who was lying!knight of some random number said:(Puts hand on shoulder and looks at him sadly.) "I'm so sorry but your parents lied, the easter bunny isn't real".crudus said:My uncle told me that burned food is poisonous. Pretty sure this was to convince me to give him my burger that he cooked.
My parents told me if I wasn't in bed by 9 on school nights that the police would come and arrest me. I still follow this. I just interpret it as 9am now.
That seems more fucked up than it should be.ColdStorage said:"The reason elephants are scared of mice is because they run up their trunks and eat their brains"
But the Easter Bunny is real. Isn't she?VanityGirl said:They told me that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy were real.
Hah yeah right, I'll prove you wr... *See's an image of a giant rabbit outside my window* "What the hell was that"?crudus said:yes she is!! she is! you will see! I'll wait in the pumpkin patch all night if I have to until she comes! Then you'll see who was lying!knight of some random number said:(Puts hand on shoulder and looks at him sadly.) "I'm so sorry but your parents lied, the easter bunny isn't real".crudus said:My uncle told me that burned food is poisonous. Pretty sure this was to convince me to give him my burger that he cooked.
My parents told me if I wasn't in bed by 9 on school nights that the police would come and arrest me. I still follow this. I just interpret it as 9am now.
That seems more fucked up than it should be.ColdStorage said:"The reason elephants are scared of mice is because they run up their trunks and eat their brains"
But the Easter Bunny is real. Isn't she?VanityGirl said:They told me that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy were real.