Best lies to tell kids
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Because Polka Dots at too awesome for monsters!Nicragomi said:Why does it always have to be black? why can't it be white or pink with purple polka dots?urgh76 said:
And cos all monsters are really ninjas in Halloween suits.
And...Hmmm, you're not an accident, my mum told me this after my dad said I was and ruined his life...So yeah. xD Now he denies he said that.
A short list of them:
"No, son, I'm not cheating on your mother. What gives you that idea?"
"No, son, those aren't pictures of me boning a woman who isn't your mother. That's just porn, which I raised you to not be squeamish about."
"No, son, I'm not going to put off divorcing your mother and leaving you to to pick up the pieces while there's still hope. I'll leave tomorrow."
Don't take the above too seriously.
"The Crawling Spleen from Angry Beavers is real and will kill you if you don't behave, mister."
"We can make it just fine with $200 in the bank. We just need to cut back is all."
"No, son, I'm not cheating on your mother. What gives you that idea?"
"No, son, those aren't pictures of me boning a woman who isn't your mother. That's just porn, which I raised you to not be squeamish about."
"No, son, I'm not going to put off divorcing your mother and leaving you to to pick up the pieces while there's still hope. I'll leave tomorrow."
Don't take the above too seriously.
"The Crawling Spleen from Angry Beavers is real and will kill you if you don't behave, mister."
"We can make it just fine with $200 in the bank. We just need to cut back is all."
"Here's a pool pass to the pool on the roof"
Sell pieces of paper with "pool pass" written on them to the newbies in your school (6th grade, freshman, whatever they may be), hoping that they actually believe that the school has a pool.
Sell pieces of paper with "pool pass" written on them to the newbies in your school (6th grade, freshman, whatever they may be), hoping that they actually believe that the school has a pool.
I was told that tampons [of the pad variety] were there to catch skidmarks. Now that I know the truth, I don't know which version is more disturbing.
A friend of mine was told that they were towels for mice. I could live with knowing that for the rest of my life. Naiveté is bliss.
A friend of mine was told that they were towels for mice. I could live with knowing that for the rest of my life. Naiveté is bliss.
Not that big a lie... but its extremly anoying when your parents say "its 8:20 youll be late for school" when its really only like 8AM -.-
My friend and i made her sister paranoid by telling her there was a green man following her around hiding in the trees.
lol oh yeah and we told her that horse chesnuts when their all green and spiky turn into miniature lions in the moonlight, and she believed us! so she got a horse chesnut and put it in the moonlight and obviously nothing happend so we told her she must have killed the poor thing...she was pretty shaken, but it was funny.
lol oh yeah and we told her that horse chesnuts when their all green and spiky turn into miniature lions in the moonlight, and she believed us! so she got a horse chesnut and put it in the moonlight and obviously nothing happend so we told her she must have killed the poor thing...she was pretty shaken, but it was funny.