Best Motto Ever?

[The Kangaroo]

The best motto ever is the pirate motto: float around drunk and steal stuff

CONGRADUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE PROUD OWNER OF THE 200th POST!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Kangaroo]

Dang, i almost forgot my Favorite

" If life didn't suck, we would all fall off."

That quote is made of pure, gold plated win

 

[Another 2maro]

"When in doubt, take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

^_^
You are my favorite person on the internet for the next thirty minutes.

Mine is...
When in doubt: High explosives do the trick.
Works all the time!
Oh, also
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Bob your's has to be "nuke the wales!"

 

[Redchili23]

No motto is the "best" because I'm pretty sure anything repeated several numbers of times will get really really f*cking annoying until it leads to ear bleeding.

 

[Neonbob]

"When in doubt, take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

^_^
You are my favorite person on the internet for the next thirty minutes.

Mine is...
When in doubt: High explosives do the trick.
Works all the time!
Oh, also
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Bob your's has to be "nuke the wales!"

But of course.
It is only emblazoned across the top of the avatar.
I think it would be quite pointless if that was not my main motto.

 

[beckett360]

"Would you kindly?"

Andrew Ryan

 

[The Great JT]

Anything on the Vault Boy Bobbleheads in Fallout 3. Some of my favorites are...

"Let your words be your weapons." -Speech
"Why go down with the ship when you can fix it?" -Repair
"It's important to give your arguments impact." -Strength
"Always leave with more than what you came in with." -Barter

 

[dogmaster41]

I have a few.

You are how you ________ (let the other person add the word)

when hell bettys are near, get the (f-word) out of there.

[the two above i made up.]

"i punch bears in the face"

lemannnade, or lemon grenade.

"leeroy jancans" [he also says "at least i got chicken" at the end of it.]

"I will break you maggots"

"I search for traps"

"you've given me up and say I must choose.. between you and the lichore, then i'll take the bozes...."

"what do you mean they blow it up...... what the hell is an aluminem falcon."

 

[ultra magnus]

'It's only illeagal if you get caught'

 

[strength of 7 men]

I always say aim high shoot higher whenever someone says aim high shoot low.
Also i like carpe diem and "try again, fail again, fail better",-beckett.

 

[lwm3398]

When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Guns don't kill people. NINJAS! Kill people.

Use the search bar. (No, not you, that's just something to live by.)

 

[Connor Lonske]

Always try not to get killed.

-George Carlin

I like this one of his better:

'You were the last winner.'

-George Carlin quoting the parent of a loser.

 

[No-Superman10]

Always help others before asking others for help
or
It's time to split!

Hi five for no.2 reference

 

[MCDeltaT]

I have two from T.V,

"Balls on the road" to express agreement for example. "Shall we get a beer?" "Balls on the road we will"

"F*ck a Jesus" I use it as a replacement for goodbye.

 

[Gingerman]

Theres three sides to every coin.

So there...
Yeah you heard me...

 

[Robert632]

happiness is a warm gun.

i love that song.

 

[Griphphin]

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"It's good to be bad, but it's better to be evil."

 

[floppylobster]

"Elf needs food, badly."