Best NPC line ever said

[Cinnamon_Toast]

"Outstanding Marines, out fucking standing"

"Our recon plane will find zem!"

CoD5 WaW

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Whats the penalty for necrophilia in Cyrodill?

500 septims! hehe. Like the gay orc smith in SI.

 

[Jinjiro]

Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I?d terrorize the South Seas! I?d torture the living! I?d demolish the? er? What I meant to say was, I?d use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.

"Mine is the name pirates fear the most: Edward ?Snugglecakes? Van Helgen!"

And many other quotes from the Monkey Island series!

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Is there even any real competition for "I am Error."...?

Yes.

"SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB"

 

[MalevolentJim]

I punched a mud crab the other week.Such nasty creatures. -Oblivion

 

[Sixties Spidey]

For me? Sargent Johnson.

We're not gonna let em have it! What we will give em, is a belly full of lead! And a pool of their own blood to drown in! AM I RIGHT MARINES?!

*Sir Yes Sir!*

Damn Right i am! now move it out! DOUBLE TIME!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

`"I need this more than you I think"
-CJ, GTA: San Andreas.

Also(I've said it before and I'll say it again), absolutely anything M'aiq the Liar from the Elder Scrolls says.

EDIT:Ah, whoops. Forgot about the NPC part.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

"So as I'm to understand your not Dr laboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly step away from my elevator and DIE" ~Psychonauts

Ahaha, I am the Milk Man. My milk is delicious. It's got what people need, it has...what they deserve.

"Hello fellow road crew worker, welcome to the road crew." That line sticks in my head for some reason. Possibly the best level in a game ever.

 

[fluffylandmine]

"Press any key? Ok, well what's the any key?"- Marine in starcraft.

 

[vivadelkitty]

"So as I'm to understand your not Dr laboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly step away from my elevator and DIE" ~Psychonauts

Ahaha, I am the Milk Man. My milk is delicious. It's got what people need, it has...what they deserve.

"Hello fellow road crew worker, welcome to the road crew." That line sticks in my head for some reason. Possibly the best level in a game ever.

Psychonauts had so many good lines.
"This will only hurt until your brains come flying out!" -Dr. Loboto
"Oooverlyyy intriicate...combination!" -Lungfishopolis boss
"Run, Rasputin...very fast" -Sasha Nein, before first boss

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

"So as I'm to understand your not Dr laboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly step away from my elevator and DIE" ~Psychonauts

Ahaha, I am the Milk Man. My milk is delicious. It's got what people need, it has...what they deserve.

"Hello fellow road crew worker, welcome to the road crew." That line sticks in my head for some reason. Possibly the best level in a game ever.

Psychonauts had so many good lines.
"This will only hurt until your brains come flying out!" -Dr. Loboto
"Oooverlyyy intriicate...combination!" -Lungfishopolis boss
"Run, Rasputin...very fast" -Sasha Nein, before first boss

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten all about "Hard to avoid... AREA ATTACK!"
Good times.

 

[RheynbowDash]

thats an easy one

the Great Deku Tree from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker:

"You must get rid of the monsters congregating in the region around my wood."

i never laughed so hard in my life

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

"You know, I've heard it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm of flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink over hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!" -Colonel

MOORTAAAAR COMBAAAAT!!!!"-Dwarven Mortar Team

 

[Jursa]

I AM ERROR or All your base are belong to us!

 

[Mr. Moose]

The Black ODST in Halo 2 that sang 'War, huh, yeah, what is it good for' and then ended it with 'Press the damn pause button... Idiot'

That's a priceless moment

 

[Washboard]

"i feel like drinking a gallon of turpentine and p***ing on a brush fire"
- big red racing (such an ooooold game)

Sir, you've just made my day with that reference. I'm going to go see if I can find that game in a pile somewhere.

heh, glad to hear so hope you find it

 

[Eternus Invierno]

The assassin's stronghold on Assassin's Creed - 'Altair, show my students what it truly is to weild a blade'

But best line from a Playable character is Dante in Devil May Cry (the first one) 'Whooa, Slow down babe, Look what the cat dragged in... Nature Calls? It's in the back'

 

[JokerGrin]

Anything Agent Superball says from the Sam & Max series. Greatest door guarder in the universe.

 

[Lycaeus_Wrex]

Glados about the companion cube "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

I hate to be pedantic but GLaDOS didn't say that about the Companion Cube. She was referring to her Morality Core. +5 geekiness for me!

L. Wrex