Best NPC line ever said

[the protaginist]

?A shepherd must tend to his flock, especially when they have grown?unruly.?-Father Grigori.

And while i'm on the subject of Half Life...

"Wake up, Mr. Freeman, and smell the ashes."- G-man.
And one fom Oblivion...
"Aye, it is not a good sign. But do you know what is a good sign? 'Free Sweetrolls'! Aye, that's a very good sign." - Sheogorath. you know you love him.

 

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

Almost anything said by Cpt. MacMillan in COD4 wins this topic.

 

[SnowCold]

"I am error"
-guy from zelda 2
"Failing the next chamber will result in a bad mark on your test result. And death"
-GLaDOS, on test chamber 6
and anything from TF2 [mainly when there is a stalemate, there is a textbox saying: Stalemate, You are all losers!]

 

[Jaingskirata]

"Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother"
sometimes said by Scorch after killing trandoshans
Republic Commando

 

[GothmogII]

When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.

I love Torment :3

Elminster this, Elminster that. Give *me* 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse.

Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!

And Baldur's Gate :3

Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I shoulda've known then that things were never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: asphalt... and trouble.

Guess, I dare ya!

They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.

Frankie Niagara: Pleased to meet ya. I'm Frankie "the Bat" Niagara.
Max Payne: "Niagara," as in you cry a lot?
Max Payne: [narrating] He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do.

Alright...technically those last 3 are kind of cheating ^^' Still awesome all the same.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Almost anything said by Cpt. MacMillan in COD4 wins this topic.

You mean like:

"Oh bugger... Run!"
and
"Well, I can certainly say you've got the minerals."

Or words to that effect.

 

[Hippobatman]

And one fom Oblivion...
"Aye, it is not a good sign. But do you know what is a good sign? 'Free Sweetrolls'! Aye, that's a very good sign." - Sheogorath. you know you love him.

Also: "I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears." and "I'm so happy to see you I could just rip out your intestines an strangle you to death!"

Gotta love Sheogorath

 

[cheesecake123]

From Stalker:
"Get out of here stalker, get of here stalker, get out of here stalker" (repeat to infinity)

oh god what about the scientist on the first one (you know in the bunker)

hello hello hello hello hello hello Thats all he says sometimes you can hear him when hes outside god i feel sorry for Krukov (green suit guy)(is that how you spell it?) he has to live with him.

 

[cheesecake123]

"Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother"
sometimes said by Scorch after killing trandoshans
Republic Commando

you know these guys arent exactly master craftsmen

oh you have to keep giving orders and then telling them to cancel because every now and again your squad says things about you (cant remmember what they say but scorch says something funny)

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the starcraft marine: "Damn computers, it says press any key to continue. Which key is the any key?" Yeah I know, I use that one alot.

 

[cheesecake123]

The Black ODST in Halo 2 that sang 'War, huh, yeah, what is it good for' and then ended it with 'Press the damn pause button... Idiot'

That's a priceless moment

i heard one in halo 3 when a marine (who sounded strangely like Jonathan Ross)blurted out

"are you gonna kiss me or p**s off"

 

[SimuLord]

"You bring the Fork! Happy day! The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! The short shall tall! Forks for all!" - Big-Head, Shivering Isles

That entire expansion is one of the most quotable games ever made.

 

[Gooble]

"You're just a great...big..bully monster!"-Grunt in Halo

 

[cheesecake123]

stubbs the zombie when eating someones brain a man watching said

"hmm thats mighty unusual"

P.S i have noticed that i have done quite a few quotes sorry.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Surely it's got to have to be
"Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."
"You just called me a meatbag again!"
"Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."
... gotta love him.

I like that one a lot.

Sander Coehn's "The Wild Bunny". Just Amazing. Possibly the best poem I've ever heard.

"It's my fucking curse!"

 

[Kukakkau]

"Outstanding Marines, out fucking standing"

"Our recon plane will find zem!"

CoD5 WaW

"Ze dogs unger for zer flesh"


"Oi, Suzy!" - CoD4

And anything said by HK-47 from KOTOR

 

[Podunk]

"This tastes like Mr. Ulmeyda's blood!"
Office worker in Killer 7

It just raises sooo many questions...

 

[Merciless.Fire]

I liked it when Price from CoD4 said "Useless wanker!" to the terrorist in the barn in Azerbaijan.

 

[MSORPG pl4y3r]

Whats the penalty for necrophilia in Cyrodill?

500 septims! hehe. Like the gay orc smith in SI.

there is a gay orc in oblivion? I wanna meet him for lols now.

"A Combine....Zombie?...hehe a Zombine." I loved that, out of the blue jokes are great.

Almost any line from the nazi scientist from Conkers bad fur day cause almost every line that guy said was funny.

 

[curlycrouton]

Everything NPC guards in oblivion say..

It's just so...pathetic stupid it's funny T.T

"Why won't you die?"

Because I'm the protagonist, you idiot.