Best NPC line ever said

[captain awesome 12]

A man chooses!... A slave...OBEYS!

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Mine would have to be from Portal.
"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." GLaDOS talking about the morality core.

Other favorite is probably from Portal

Glados about the companion cube "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

That one is good too. Although she is talking about the morality core not the companion cube.

GLaDOS says so many funny things...

 

[samsprinkle]

Whats the penalty for necrophilia in Cyrodill?

Took it away from me! lolz. I shit my pants from laughing when that cheeky dumner said that!

 

[Radu889]

Old: Psychonauts: I am a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout. Just kidding. I am THE PHANTOM!
Recent : Left4Dead- This is Francis and that's Grandpa Bill and THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT HERE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!

 

[ZDP Buckshot]

Spider Man: Web of Shadows... Wolverine's Myface page XD

 

[InsanityWave]

Fatal frame
"the dream, its different somehow, Im going further in"
Its the most suggestive line you'll ever hear

 

[Valiance]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

(Okay, so it's from a movie.)

SNAKE? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

 

[Johnny Xtreme]

In perfect dark for the 64.

When you shot a guy in the head, his friend would run up and say...
"He was my best friend... nooooooooo!"

Then a second later,
"eh, i never liked him anyway."

 

[Cliff_m85]

"This is a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS...."

 

[Simalacrum]

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US."

CATS - Zero Wing

edit: no, i haven't made a typo, that is genuinely what was said in the game, translation was hilariously bad

 

[TheColdHeart]

"I'm as serious as an erection problem mate."

Frank Bilders - FarCry 2

 

[1337stephen]

Virtually everything said by the King of All Cosmos in the Katamari games.

One of my favorites - "Soccer Player - professional at playing with balls. This must be a very valuable Earthling skill, considering his salary."

 

[Sundavar]

"Urg.....i think i pooped."
-Peasant in death knight starting quest chain in WoW:WotLK, i nearly pissed my pants when i saw that from laughing
Of course right after he says that you run over with the runed soulblade and cut him up : )

 

[mooncalf]

Captain Fwiffo: "What exactly are you proposing?"
Player: "A sharing, caring cooperative."
Captain Fwiffo: "Huh?"
Player: "A mutually beneficial pooling of resources."
Captain Fwiffo: "Gwah?"
Player: "...The kind where you do what I say."
Captain Fwiffo: "Oh, of course! We're very familiar with those."

 

[new_age_reject]

"Stop, criminal scum!"

 

[Epicfail]

"A man chooses! A slave obeys! OBEY!!!"
~Last word of Andrew Ryan (Best death EVER)

You just successfully made me smile thank you, i needed that. And you're right, Best death EVER!

 

[lacktheknack]

I can't find a "master of unlocking" reference here...

 

[Epicfail]

And thank you for bringing that game up, i need to play that again lol

 

[iwinatlife]

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

 

[thetawaves]

"SHOOT ANYTHING WITH TEETH BIGGER THAN IT'S FACE!" - marine on Timesplitters

"get your cranio-conjugal parisite AWAY from MY nose cone!"
"n-n-now listen here, Magnusson...there's no need for..hurtful comments"

I do so love Kleiner.