Best NPC line ever said
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" Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds. "
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i love it when they say "stop in the name of the law" and i turn round and plant an arrow in thier face (great when your a master and it stuns them)curlycrouton said:
You do, it's hilarious and the multiplayer rocks.TheBadass said:
Also "I'm gonna shit in your mouth!" GTA4 LCPD officer.
Anything Glados says. Everything she says is amazing. "That thing is probably a waste container, go ahead and rub it all over your face."
"Well... good hunting Stalker."
Said by Sidorovich from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl when you leave his underground bunker and emerge into the Zone. It's not so much the words, it's the way he says them. And that gorgeous, thick Russian/Ukrainian accent... ohohoh. I get chills every time.
Said by Sidorovich from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl when you leave his underground bunker and emerge into the Zone. It's not so much the words, it's the way he says them. And that gorgeous, thick Russian/Ukrainian accent... ohohoh. I get chills every time.
Not sure how it went but think it was like
"Come on Scotty its easy, I have done it a hundred times."
"Then why don't climb your fat ass here down and do it?"
"Because I am making sure you do it right."
Very beginning of Doom 3 while you are heading to the communications tower. Always laugh whenever I hear it.
"Come on Scotty its easy, I have done it a hundred times."
"Then why don't climb your fat ass here down and do it?"
"Because I am making sure you do it right."
Very beginning of Doom 3 while you are heading to the communications tower. Always laugh whenever I hear it.
"For the End of the World spell, press Control-Alt-Delete."-Human(she is an elf)Sorceress
however techically this was a NPC,it was more of a CC(as PC for NPC)of a NCC(Non-commandable C)
however techically this was a NPC,it was more of a CC(as PC for NPC)of a NCC(Non-commandable C)
"...The army should replace their brochure's pictures of jumping out of planes and stuff with a tank on a golf course."
PVT. Haggard
Not sure if that's the exact quote but eh.
PVT. Haggard
Not sure if that's the exact quote but eh.
"Ma Jansen used to hide the key to the breadbox the same way, not that it ever stopped us. 'Jan', she used to say, 'one of these days you're going to have one sweetbread too many'. I never did, of course, but my cousin Arfie once did and that day he exploded. Sad story, that."
- Jan Jansen, Baldur's Gate II.
(Most EVERY line of his is made of pure win, by the way.)
- Jan Jansen, Baldur's Gate II.
(Most EVERY line of his is made of pure win, by the way.)
"You move like a pregnant cow!". It was a random fight taunt from Oblivion, but what was wierd was that there were no cows in that game.
"My dead grandmother could beat you... And she's dead!"Atvomat_Nikonov said:
- the fighting trainer... (forgot the name)
reminds me of him
The undead were tough though...
she doesn't really fit the definition of NPC to the letter, but Zoey on Left 4 Dead. She says, something along the lines of "How the hell do they move so fast? Its not fair, I'm calling zombie bullshit" I cracked up when I heard that.