Best NPC line ever said
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Most of these are contempory references. What about:
"Use keys to open doors"
The voice from Gauntlet.
What else would you do with keys?
More up to date Im shocked the Sarg from Halo hasnt been quoted more often. His delivery was dynamite. There are too many to choose from but these tickle me:
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Sarg: You dead marine?
Marine: No Sir!
S : (Standing next to a tank) Then listen up! Usually the good lord works in mysterious ways, but not today.
This here is 66 tonnes of straight up HE spewing DIVINE intervension.
If GOd is love then you can call me cupid.
M: What about the scarab?
S: Weve all run the simulations, theyre tough but they aint invincible.
Stay with the Master Chief, He'll know what to do.
M: Yes Sir Sargent.
Cortana: Thanks for the tank, he never gets me anything.
S: (Mans a chain gun) Oh I know what the ladies like.
Or what about When they are first going to earth.
Captain Keys: The message just repeats; Regret, Regret... Regret. Any idea what it means?
Sarg: Dear Humanity; We regret being alien Bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definately regret that the core blew up our raggedy ass fleet!
Marines: Hoo Rah!
Magic, Im sorry about the length of post...
"Use keys to open doors"
The voice from Gauntlet.
What else would you do with keys?
More up to date Im shocked the Sarg from Halo hasnt been quoted more often. His delivery was dynamite. There are too many to choose from but these tickle me:
Ladies like Armor Plating
Sarg: You dead marine?
Marine: No Sir!
S : (Standing next to a tank) Then listen up! Usually the good lord works in mysterious ways, but not today.
This here is 66 tonnes of straight up HE spewing DIVINE intervension.
If GOd is love then you can call me cupid.
M: What about the scarab?
S: Weve all run the simulations, theyre tough but they aint invincible.
Stay with the Master Chief, He'll know what to do.
M: Yes Sir Sargent.
Cortana: Thanks for the tank, he never gets me anything.
S: (Mans a chain gun) Oh I know what the ladies like.
Or what about When they are first going to earth.
Captain Keys: The message just repeats; Regret, Regret... Regret. Any idea what it means?
Sarg: Dear Humanity; We regret being alien Bastards, we regret coming to earth, and we most definately regret that the core blew up our raggedy ass fleet!
Marines: Hoo Rah!
Magic, Im sorry about the length of post...
Yes Hk-47 and the Hk-50 units in KOTOR 2 have the best lineskais0r said:
"If relations are going to break down please inform us now so we can start nessesscary targeting procedures"
"Well done master you have made the most sensabile purchase of your life, will you allow me to kill the shop owner now?"
"Dont not worry Master, if i was out to kill you we would not be talking right now"
"We must always think of the Children in war, its the little ones who suffer the most in war... I respect all life, all life is important and must be nurtured..... Do you want anyone killed master?"
"It's the best tool since som swiss guy welded a knife and a screwdriver together" - Stephen Fry in LBP (not exactly an NPC, but you don't get to play his voice, do you?)
oh and:
"Vivi? That's a weird name..." - Puck from final fantasy IX (I just love the irony of a guy called Puck saying that.
oh and:
"Vivi? That's a weird name..." - Puck from final fantasy IX (I just love the irony of a guy called Puck saying that.
some old PS1 rpg. French, i think.
(looking down on old man and you)
old man: here's a hint for you! press triangle to go into your item screen.
you: triangle? what are you talking about, crazy old man?
old man: i wasn't talking to you! that's who i was talking to! (pointing to the screen)
(view changes, now you are next to the old man, at ground level, but he is still pointing up. Birds are spotted.)
you: you were talking to birds?
old man: .....
old man: yes.
old man: yes i was.
(looking down on old man and you)
old man: here's a hint for you! press triangle to go into your item screen.
you: triangle? what are you talking about, crazy old man?
old man: i wasn't talking to you! that's who i was talking to! (pointing to the screen)
(view changes, now you are next to the old man, at ground level, but he is still pointing up. Birds are spotted.)
you: you were talking to birds?
old man: .....
old man: yes.
old man: yes i was.
please, tell em the title of this game so i can check it out, sounds liek something i would love.Meliz said:
"Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."
"Explanation: two percent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Observation: Notice that I did not ask if you need anyone killed. You may be curious as to why. Answer: That is because you told me to stop asking if you needed anyone killed. So I have. From now on, I will simply say, "I am ready to serve." Yes, ready to serve. In whatever way a common protocol or utility droid might serve. It seems that is my lot in life. Not to kill."
"Pain is really the only reliable means by which truth may be obtained. Or so I choose to believe."
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
"Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets, and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."
HK47, definitely the best droid ever envisioned and my favourite NPC ever.
"Explanation: two percent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Observation: Notice that I did not ask if you need anyone killed. You may be curious as to why. Answer: That is because you told me to stop asking if you needed anyone killed. So I have. From now on, I will simply say, "I am ready to serve." Yes, ready to serve. In whatever way a common protocol or utility droid might serve. It seems that is my lot in life. Not to kill."
"Pain is really the only reliable means by which truth may be obtained. Or so I choose to believe."
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
"Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets, and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."
HK47, definitely the best droid ever envisioned and my favourite NPC ever.
Caption in San Andreas whilst a mobster is taped to your bonnet.
"Try some handbrake turns.
GTA III: "IN THE NAVY!".
Mass Effect: "I've had enough of your snide insinuations..." (Thump...Crack)
Oblivion: "Flllyyin, flyiiiin in the sky, Cliff Raceeers fliiiiy sooooo hiiiigh, faaalyiiiing".
Sheogorath "Ah great! You didn't die horribly! This calls for a celebration! CHEEEEESE for everyone! Actually scratch that. No cheese. Which is a good thing if you don't like cheese"
"Try some handbrake turns.
GTA III: "IN THE NAVY!".
Mass Effect: "I've had enough of your snide insinuations..." (Thump...Crack)
Oblivion: "Flllyyin, flyiiiin in the sky, Cliff Raceeers fliiiiy sooooo hiiiigh, faaalyiiiing".
Sheogorath "Ah great! You didn't die horribly! This calls for a celebration! CHEEEEESE for everyone! Actually scratch that. No cheese. Which is a good thing if you don't like cheese"
