Best NPC line ever said

[MiracleOfSound]

'Ive fucked more models than bulimia'

Brucie for the win!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

fallout 3 "eating, sleeping, farting and screwing" (don't remember who it was)

that would be dukov!

 

[Syphonz]

"You drink WATER?!?" - Farnham in Diablo 1.

 

[llamastorm.games]

Basically everything Glados ever said, she was awesome.

 

[Zeldadudes]

"A man chooses! A slave obeys! OBEY!!!"
~Last words of Andrew Ryan (Best death EVER)

Amen

Fontaine says at one point "So mother goose has been playing with your egg salad"

Fantastic

 

[I III II X4]

"I don't recall using teleportation, yet there I was, standing all alone...naked." NPC Male Imperial/High Elf - Morrowind

"Target verified, commencing hostilities!!" Nine Ball - AC Master of Arena

 

[Mr Goostoff]

How can anyone not agree with:

"What is this ominous light that threatens to ENGULF us?!?" Regal Bryant, Tales of Symphonia.

Ok, so he's not technically an NPC, but he was in my party

 

[TheVlert]

"Huh, must have been a shadow" says a bandit in oblivion with an arrow sticking out of his head. I was hiding 10 feet away.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

 

[Normeo]

Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!

 

[hutting]

"If all else fails, use fire" << Another one from Legend of Zelda 2

 

[thepopeofatheism]

"He is my greatest creation ever! He has Hercules' muscles, Mahogany's brain and... a horse weiner!"

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

"i feel like drinking a gallon of turpentine and p***ing on a brush fire"
- big red racing (such an ooooold game)

Amazing! From the same game:

-That aint my bellybutton!
-Gyu-huh, that aint ma finger neither

 

[Mullahgrrl]

"So as I'm to understand your not Dr laboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly step away from my elevator and DIE" ~Psychonauts

Ahaha, I am the Milk Man. My milk is delicious. It's got what people need, it has...what they deserve.

Its fortified!

 

[Izail08]

Man...can't believe no ones mentioned this yet:

"Brother/Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them." (Lucien Lachance, Oblivion)

Not funny, but one of the best delivered.

 

[Warchirf]

(said in horrible south-london accent) ohh chickenchaser - fable

(i havnt played it for so long i couldnt remember most of the quote lol... but the memory of all citizens sounding the same with that annyoing english accent isnt one that can easily be forgotten *shivver*)

oh and everything sgt jonson says in all halos... hes just too funny!

dear mario,
ive baked a cake for you... - mario 64

(cant remember the rest of that either)

Hey! Hey listen! - navi, tloz

smell ya later - pokemon red/blue/green

i cant think of anything else... i havnt played a game in a while lol time to dust them down i guess...

i like this thread btw, brought up alot of good memories ^_^

 

[theCrusher1234]

"I'll see peace on earth if i have to kill everyone of these bastards with my bare god damn hands" - Bill (left 4 dead)

 

[nekolux]

We were like we're going to kill you and you were like nooo waaaay - GLADoS

 

[ingsoc]

"Did Dr. Kleiner just tell everyone to get busy?"

Alyx Vance, Half Life 2, Episode One.