Best NPC line ever said
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QFT!Rucknar said:
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Eg. Pre-mission cutscene :
Sweet: So we're just gonna scope it out, see if the gold is..
Haagard: *Running down hill*THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS! *Fires shotgun*
AFTER MISSION
Sweet : So basically Haggar single handedly invaded a neutral country?
Also a great saints row two moment, i nearlly pee'd my pants after hearing it
"I could go for a motorboat on those things... brrrrrrrr"
"I will knock you all down!" - Garland FF1
Ben: "What if they search the back and find my bike?"
Emmet: "It's buried under a pile of concentrated fertilizer powder. No one's gonna dig through that crap."
- Full Throttle
Ben: "What if they search the back and find my bike?"
Emmet: "It's buried under a pile of concentrated fertilizer powder. No one's gonna dig through that crap."
- Full Throttle
(paraphrased, haven't played ME in a while)
You: We cant just go around shooting everyone!
Wrex: Why?
You: We cant just go around shooting everyone!
Wrex: Why?
"Annoying recitation: Let us proceed to facilitate communications." "Recitation: And bring about the termination of hostilities." - HK-50s
"Hey, I didn't know Trandoshans could fly!" - Scorch, Republic Commando
"Now, I don't care is it God's own anti-son-of-a-*****-machine, or a giant hula-loop, we'll not let them have it! What we will let them have, is a belly full of lead and a pool of their blood to drown in! Am I right marines?!" - Sergeant Johnson, Halo on Legendary
"Hey, I didn't know Trandoshans could fly!" - Scorch, Republic Commando
"Now, I don't care is it God's own anti-son-of-a-*****-machine, or a giant hula-loop, we'll not let them have it! What we will let them have, is a belly full of lead and a pool of their blood to drown in! Am I right marines?!" - Sergeant Johnson, Halo on Legendary
I love Baldur's Gate so freaking much.Ronwue said:I have several sadly but all from one gameSadly they are protagonist quotes but quotes nonetheless.
"Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos. Okay, Mr. psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden."
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
"You know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one", that's what I always say."
Theres a game where an NPC is echoing my views?! I might have to play this now.L.B. Jeffries said:
"I Speak with a voice that will never move others, I speak with a passion that will never be heard."
-Kreia, KOTOR 2.
Best, not funniest, I believe is the name of the game.
-Kreia, KOTOR 2.
Best, not funniest, I believe is the name of the game.