Best NPC line ever said
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It's a solid FPS for a rainy weekend but it really didn't get enough credit for being genuinely funny. Just aren't that many good comedy games out there these days.TheBadass said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaHcMxfJlhY
Ahaha, I am the Milk Man. My milk is delicious. It's got what people need, it has...what they deserve.YukoValis said:
"Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!"
-Toad from Super Mario Bros.
Man that little bastard was a tease.
-Toad from Super Mario Bros.
Man that little bastard was a tease.
I have several sadly but all from one game 
Sadly they are protagonist quotes but quotes nonetheless.
"Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos. Okay, Mr. psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden."
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
"You know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one", that's what I always say."
Sadly they are protagonist quotes but quotes nonetheless."Is it just me, or is the world filled with wackos. Okay, Mr. psycho gnome, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but we're really not interested in your rock garden."
"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
"You know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one", that's what I always say."
In GTA: Vice City once, I was walking down a road "behaving myself" and I heard two NPC'S having a conversation that went word for word like this....
Male(Bearded): Have you ever taken your cat up the ass?
Female(Barely dressed): Oh I knowwww, it's the worse!
Needless to say, I lolled
Male(Bearded): Have you ever taken your cat up the ass?
Female(Barely dressed): Oh I knowwww, it's the worse!
Needless to say, I lolled
Haggard: Oh look. New guy's dead.
Sweetwater: Already? I was just about to learn his name.
Haggard: I think it was probably Joe. Usually is.
Yet another from BF:BC.
Oh! No I take it back. My favorite is
"That's my lightsaber!"
From a conversation in KOTOR:TSL which could go on forever. I only played that game once so I couldn't specify anymore, really.
Sweetwater: Already? I was just about to learn his name.
Haggard: I think it was probably Joe. Usually is.
Yet another from BF:BC.
Oh! No I take it back. My favorite is
"That's my lightsaber!"
From a conversation in KOTOR:TSL which could go on forever. I only played that game once so I couldn't specify anymore, really.
"All your base are belong to us"
Or does that not count?
Other favorite is probably from Portal
Glados about the companion cube "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"
Or does that not count?
Other favorite is probably from Portal
Glados about the companion cube "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"
Yep another portal one, but it's one of my favourites:
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
stabby cube :|.
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
stabby cube :|.
90% of HK 47's dialog from KOTOR.
Some choice samples you've probably seen posted in similar threads many times before follow!
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
"Clarification: It?s just that,you have all these squishy parts master! And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn?t drive you mad, I have no idea."
"You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere."
How I adore HK 47.
Some choice samples you've probably seen posted in similar threads many times before follow!
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
"Clarification: It?s just that,you have all these squishy parts master! And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn?t drive you mad, I have no idea."
"You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere."
How I adore HK 47.