Best NPC line ever said

[Grayjack]

Are we gonna be safe, alone, with you?
Yosuke - Persona 4

 

[toastmaster2k8]

"This is going to hell in a handbasket"

-bill Left 4 dead


I say that all the time now

 

[soren7550]

In Fable 2:

Blacksmith-"That's a good blow!"

lol, so dirty.(yes, I know he was talking about sword making, but whatever.)

 

[Bertruam]

My favorite is from Psyconuats

"Thank you, giant hulking lungfish."
"We are friends call me .... Linda"

 

[AnonymsWarrior]

Liberty Prime in Fallout 3: "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!" The way he says zero percent.....epic.

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

Dont remember who said although I know they were British (CoD4):

"Ugh! He's gotta be taking a piss!, We just busted our asses to get all the way up this hill and now he wants us to go back down!!!"

Gaz

 

[Aratus]

"All your base are belong to us" - Zero Wing

 

[TopHatTim]

"hey wanna come join us? its a fucking party"

"ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!"
"oh im bat shit crazy"

GoW1

 

[Jamash]

"Good lad! Found him wading in the mud planting weeds. You can't keep your crackers crisp doing that! God help you if you don't know the horrors of a soggy biscuit."

Sir Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaT7eInDlSk&feature=related] - Jade Empire.

 

[quack35]

"No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted"
-L4D

 

[starlyrulez]

barney (half life2) you dropped this at black mesa

 

[TheBluesader]

"I stopped asking those kinds of questions a long, long time ago. You just have to start buying into stuff like destiny and precognition, or you'll go nuts."

-- Said by Crow (the talking crow), in Dreamfall: the Longest Journey.

That game has a lot of fantastic lines. There is also an entire conversation with an NPC hot-woman-who-was-once-a-dragon about how meeting people makes her all tingly and excited and it "fascinates" her. Brilliant stuff.

 

[MattyboyJ]

"Damn the Fluffy White Clouds! I hate them!"

Random Bard in Dragon Quest VIII

 

[Da_Schwartz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txgjAiw8Rew

made her say it over and over and over again. This was stuck in my head for ever.

 

[luckshot]

"reload doctor freeman"

just kidding, the only one i can think of is from half life 2 ep 1, from alex/dog when she asks if he did the math before throwing you across the chasm in a van

 

[Sir Broccoli]

"Awww, they're goin to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!!!" By the demoman in TF2

 

[sooperg]

this is my badge message so i don't care what this is about

 

[T-Bone24]

Red Alert 3: Something along the lines of: "The enemy is pounding our motherland's tender nether regions!"
Command and Conquer has such great dialogue.

Church guy from Left 4 Dead: "Better safe than sorry (x50)" then "DING DONG! Hehahaha! DING DONG!"

And the immortal Dead Rising: "I've covered wars, you know!"

 

[Crazie_Guy]

Vat vas dat sandvich? Kill dem all? Good idea! Hahahahahaha! - Heavy