Best one liner

[goatzilla8463]

It doesn't have to be yours.

Mines by a friend of mine, (Shapsters).

It goes: "Big talking woman, If you can handle that sword, maybe you could handle something even bigger?"

 

[SilentFish]

"The jerk store called, they're runnin' outta you!"
....yeah if you get that you get a cookie....and a brain tumor.

Best one ever:
"I hate you so much, I wish I could hate you to death."

 

[DrDeath3191]

"The jerk store called, they're runnin' outta you!"
....yeah if you get that you get a cookie....and a brain tumor.

Best one ever:
"I hate you so much, I wish I could hate you to death."

1) Seinfeld

2) "It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all out of gum." Duke Nukem.

 

[ORLOFT]

"Being around you makes me want to take off my seatbelt and drive into oncoming traffic."
Thats how I broke up with one of my girlfriends.

 

[sky14kemea]

im hoping this counts, once i asked my cousin what he was up too,and he replied "listening to lionel richie and headbutting a coconut tree"
=D
ive got better ones, i just cant remember them

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Go drink bleach and die in a fire

 

[NeedAUserName]

2) "It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all out of gum." Duke Nukem.

See that really annoys me. Because its probably the most common mistake ever, sure Duke Nukem said it, but it wasn't him that said it originally, it actually a line from the film "They Live".

Edit" I'm not having a go at you for that by the way, its just you happened to post this.

 

[kaziard]

a slightly "special" young lad who was annoying one of my mates, when he was called a woman he replied with "sos your mum!" and the poor lad didnt even notice his little mistake lol

 

[ORLOFT]

2) "It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all out of gum." Duke Nukem.

See that really annoys me. Because its probably the most common mistake ever, sure Duke Nukem said it, but it wasn't him that said it originally, it actually a line from the film "They Live".

Thank you so much for pointing that out.

 

[DrDeath3191]

2) "It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all out of gum." Duke Nukem.

See that really annoys me. Because its probably the most common mistake ever, sure Duke Nukem said it, but it wasn't him that said it originally, it actually a line from the film "They Live".

Apologies. I haven't seen that film.

 

[T-Bone24]

"With a razor sharp wit like that, I could be an action hero!"

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Anything said by Vin Diesel.

 

[MaxFan]

Really said recently by a girl I work with.

"If I'm going to be crawling around on the ground, I should at least get some."

(she was talking about getting cheaper pants, actually, but I laughed a good long time)

 

[Skeleon]

Still is and always will be:
"This is my boomstick!"

 

[el_emmens]

Hail to the king baby

you know you could put somebodies eye out with that thin

Oh my god...it's god

 

[Squedee]

Still is and always will be:
"This is my boomstick!"

That quote is awesome
but the best id say is some advice from a teacher in my school
"if youre gonna get raped, mine as well enjoy it."

 

[Skeleon]

"if youre gonna get raped, mine as well enjoy it."

Reminds me of Life of Brian:
"Oh my god, mother, were you raped?!"
"Well, yes, at first."
Very derogatory to women, but that's what makes it funny I guess.

 

[DrunkenKitty]

2) "It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all out of gum." Duke Nukem.

Sacrilege!

That line was Ash in Army of Darkness!

 

[DrDeath3191]

2) "It's time to kick ass, and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all out of gum." Duke Nukem.

Sacrilege!

That line was Ash in Army of Darkness!

Haven't seen THAT film either.

 

[Iolair]

"Next time I'll just mail you a douche bag and save some time."