Best One Liners in Movies Films Games or Anime

[Zeema]

The subject is straight forward the best one liner that you have said. heard someone else say. and describe the scene the context and the show also it can be ANY type of one liner from a action flim a kids Movies or even Naruto or another anime

 

[tombman888]

"Ninjas, Damn."

 

[sms_117b]

...Ninja'd, Damn

"Oh sweet photons, I don't know if you're waves or particles but either way you go down smooth" - Bender, Benders Big Score.

They made a joke about Quantum Physics, QUANTUM PHYSICS!

 

[Lord Legion]

"Yeah, well you're leading two things, Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

Best MOVIE ever. If we are all wiped out tommorrow, this movie will survive to make our civilization look like gods to whomever finds it later.

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

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[OrdinaryGuy]

"Yeah, well you're leading two things, Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

Best MOVIE ever. If we are all wiped out tommorrow, this movie will survive to make our civilization look like gods to whomever finds it later.

Three replies in and someone already quoted Army of Darkness. The film is a gold mine of one liners. I was going to say:

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

 

[Wintermoot]

"you may have those silver feet but I got these GOLDEN FINGERS!!!!"
"these is just as in my dream BUT THIS TIME I,M A WONDERBUG!!!!"
"I,m positive this guy has aquired the abilities of the dark gundam WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!!"
-Domon Kashu the US dub of Mobile Fighter G Gundam

 

[Shaegor]

"But for me... it was a Tuesday" -Best quote from a good bad movie

 

[Guffe]

"Science is one cold hearted ***** with a 14 inch strap on"
Masouka from Dexter ^^

 

[GUYWITHAGUN]

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FUCK! you got there first!

"You're one. ugly. ************."

"CAMAAAAAN. KEEEL MEEEE. EIM RIGHT HEEEEAR!!!"

"Chill out"

"WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?? THE ICE AGE!!!!"

"'Ice' to meet you"

"Hasta la vista, baby"

"I'll be back"

*after breaking someones neck on a passenger plane without anyone noticing* "Please don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"

 

[individual11]

A one worder - "Groovy".

Can only be delivered by Mr. Campbell. Accept no substitute.

 

[Lyndraco]

"...the hammer is my penis"
From Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog
Also, Nathan Fillion is amazing.

 

[Pingieking]

"GET TO DA CHOPPA!"

"I'll send you to Hell so you can lick Satan's ass!"

Any one-liner that comes out of Kamina's mouth. Even if the content wasn't epic, the mere association with the man so manly that he can impregnate women just by looking at them makes the line epic.

 

[BabySinclair]

"Dear Buddha: please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket" - Mal from Serenity (Title doesn't allow TV shows so I'll keep it to Serenity)

"You know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." - Zoe

 

[A BigCup of Tea]

You just got sarg'ed-Sarge from BvR

 

[randomsix]

The guy at the end of Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail: "He picked the wrong cup"

Upon a guy drinking from a cup and liquefying.

 

[EHKOS]

The entire Fight Club movie.
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[darkgoonos]

I'm not going there just to die, I'm going there to see if I'am truly alive

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"What's Boris doin' here? Boris, what are you doin' here?" - Snatch (great delivery)

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

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Really though great find.