Best One Liners in Movies Films Games or Anime
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There was a nerdier one, when they were betting on horse racing:sms_117b said:
Announcer: "And they're checking the electron microscope. *horse name* wins in a quantum finish!"
Farnsworth: "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it."
So... Nerdy...
All from Pulp Fiction:
"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face." -Vincent
Jules: "I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."
Pumpkin: "Which one is it?"
Jules: "It's the one that says Bad ************." (This is the one liner, but it's better with the set up with it.)
"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face." -Vincent
Jules: "I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet."
Pumpkin: "Which one is it?"
Jules: "It's the one that says Bad ************." (This is the one liner, but it's better with the set up with it.)
I got some funny looks from my friends when we were watching that first time round.sms_117b said:
Just try and explain it to someone without sounding like a giant nerd!
I personally like the line in Lost World Jurassic Park, where Dr. Malcolm is taking the baby Rex and says, "We're taking the kid. You wanna stop us? Shoot us."
Haha, I don't try explainging, I tell people that futurama is funny, if they say it isn't I just say it's not written for you, it's written for people like me, geeks!Outright Villainy said:I got some funny looks from my friends when we were watching that first time round.sms_117b said:
Just try and explain it to someone without sounding like a giant nerd!
Anyway, might as well quote again whilst I'm here..."A cunning move straight from the ancient text, Sun Tzu's the art of war, or perhaps my own masterpiece, Zapp Brannigans big book of war!"
"That's how a bear can rest at ease! Here's some bear neccesities" *throws fruit at Baloo*
Snatch: Also a goldmine for one liners
"What happens if the rabbit doesn't get away?"
"Well, the rabbit gets fucked?"
"What? Proper fucked?"
"Yeah Tommy, before Ze Germans get here"
I'm sure I'll get some more soon
Also, aren't Movies Films? So the title is a bit silly
Snatch: Also a goldmine for one liners
"What happens if the rabbit doesn't get away?"
"Well, the rabbit gets fucked?"
"What? Proper fucked?"
"Yeah Tommy, before Ze Germans get here"
I'm sure I'll get some more soon
Also, aren't Movies Films? So the title is a bit silly
I agree with each statement.Lyndraco said:
Fillion is pure awesome. Currently reading the Castle spin off novels Heat Wave and Naked Heat hahah. Supposidly written by Castle but I haven't been able to find out if he actually wrote it. Would be sweet if he has though XD
Also:
"Shiny. Lets be bad guys."
"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here."
Jayne Cobb is <3
The Tick cartoon had some good ones:
TICK: We have a date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!
******
SCIENTIST 1: What we're doing here, it violates all moral law!
SCIENTIST 2: Ah, but morality's lease has run out, and science has been given the keys to the apartment!
*******
Little Bill Daggett: You, sir, are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man.
Will Munny: Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri; killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another; and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned.
********
Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this? to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. [aims gun]
Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
Will Munny: Yeah. [fires]
TICK: We have a date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!
******
SCIENTIST 1: What we're doing here, it violates all moral law!
SCIENTIST 2: Ah, but morality's lease has run out, and science has been given the keys to the apartment!
*******
Little Bill Daggett: You, sir, are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man.
Will Munny: Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri; killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another; and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned.
********
Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this? to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it. [aims gun]
Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
Will Munny: Yeah. [fires]
