Best Quotes from anywhere?

[Fear Gingers]

"time to take ass and kick names"

"He who laughs last probably does not get the joke"

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself...where the hell has the ceiling gone?"

"I'm god, how do i know? Well i started praying and realised i was talking to myself"

 

[Torgo125]

"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

Try and figure that one out.

 

[Aurora219]

And finally, the single best line spoken by a computer of all time:
Slavic: "CABAL, define 'favorable outcome'"
CABAL: "They all die."

Gotta love Tiberian Sun. Though CABAL is a malevolent sonofabitch to no end. He made a good adversary.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

"Dear brother, I do not spread rumers..... I create them"

-Lachance

What was that from? It sounds so familiar but I just can't remember...

Oblivion Dark Brotherhood quest line

Lachance is the Speaker of the Black hand

:O
And I've played that game so much!
I feel stupid now...

 

[Kodlak]

'I'm going to punch you in the foot.' Cookie if anyone knows where thats from.

 

[DemonicVixen]

"Yipee Ki-Ah Mother Fucker" from Die Hard. (Ok i don't think its spelled right but considering my word processor won't know any better its tough.

 

[Kodlak]

Also my mate going to me, 'I'm gonna poke you into the floor', whereupon he poked for an hour straight before I hit him.

 

[-Ulven-]

"Bring it!" When Kuzco and Pacha is about to fall down the river fall in "The Emperors New Groove"

Oh.. and offcourse "Hakuna Matata" from Timon and Pumba in Lion King.

And I can't forget "This is a good burger!" said by Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

"Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged blade" Read it in a book, stuck with me for some reason.

If I remember correctly, that quote is from Lemmony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events". I believe it was said by a character named Kim? Quoting her brother I think. In the 2nd last book? (I am suprised beyond belief I remember all this, I haven't thought about those books for 4 years or so.)
Stuff it I'm going to go find the book.
So her name was Kit, the rest was right though. Do I get some internets for fantastic memory?

 

[HE Shaunshaun]

Some of my favourites:

"Pants on head retarded"
Yahtzee, from some ZP that I can never remember (would appreciate getting told btw).

Almost any quotes from Groucho Marx, including:- "Don't point your beard at me, it might go off!"

Or:- "She got her looks from her father, yea, he's a plastic surgeon."

heh

thats from the halo 3 review when talking about the marines and how they like to drive into rocks.

"how does 90mm of tungsten strike you" - sgt johnson - halo 3

awesome quote

 

[Urgh76]

"GET YO WHITE SPIKEY ASS IN HERE!"

barret- FF VII

 

[core_luros]

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." -Harry Dresden from the Dresden Files books.

 

[Wireman]

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - S.H.O.D.A.N, from System Shock 2.

 

[The Hairminator]

"Life is a tragedy up close, but a comedy seen in whole."//Charley Chaplin

 

[RYNO]

Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.

You Motorboatin' son of a *****! You old sailor, you!

Not as much as I do with your attire, or just your general point of view toward everybody here. But hey, lets go kill some birds. I'm psyched

 

[TPiddy]

This one I heard in Borderlands the other day....

"That damn thing is more damaged than my momma's girl parts. I'd appreciate it if you could take a poke at that. The panel, not my mom's girl parts."

 

[Queen Michael]

?She then adds, with a totally straight face, ?We may need you to play twing-twang?.
My first thought when I heard that was ?I am so going to quote that out of context? but on reflection it doesn?t make a whole lot of sense in context either. If the developers were hoping I?d consider buying the full game just to see what twing-twang is, then mission fucking accomplished I suppose, but I?m going to be very disappointed if it isn?t a cutesy euphemism for lesbian cunilingus, YEAH I WENT THERE.? -Yahtzee

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

* Alistair: "Just what would you do if your mother died?"
* Morrigan: "You mean, before or after I stopped laughing?"
* Alistair: "Right, very creepy. Forget I asked."

That was good.


Like, good good.

 

[ChaosDragon]

"What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women"