Best Quotes from anywhere?

[robman1130]

Spoiler

"I've got balls of steel."

darn! you did it before me!

 

[MercenaryCanary]

"Dear brother, I do not spread rumers..... I create them"

-Lachance

What was that from? It sounds so familiar but I just can't remember...

once the pin is pulled, Mr grenade is not our friend.

This is especially funny to see when you get killed by a grenade in CoD4.

 

[Sassafrass]

ENGLISH ************! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

Spoiler: You can't post that without this

 

[Olikunmissile]

"This is good, isn't it?"

 

[Tactician42]

"You can wax on wax off all you like, I'm still kicking your ass."
- Gene
God Hand

 

[zidine100]

" I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"

suburbin comando, the rest of the film sucked, but damn if that isnt a good thing to say in an argument i dont know what is.

Nostalgia Critic fan, I presume?

No i just watched the film, well ages ago, and just thought that line was exelent.

 

[nicholaxxx]

"what is a man? a miserable little pile of secrets! but enough of this, have at you!"

Dracuala

~Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

"Now we fight like men, and ladies, and ladies who dress like men. but for Gilgamesh, it's morphin' time!"

Gilgamesh

~Final Fantasy V Advanced

"Not even death can save you from me"

Diablo

~Diablo II

" Silver Blade forged beyond, O heed my call and purge all in my way, Lay waste"


Nu-13-

~Blazblue

"This is for the tuna!"

Taokaka

~Blazblue


"San Diego, what a beutiful city...Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they called it 'San Diago' which of course, in german means 'a whales vagina'"

Ron Burgundy

~Anchorman


and of course, the GREATEST line in all of cinema:

"Fuck you, you fucking fuckers"

Mr. Smith

~Shoot 'Em Up

 

[Sundavar]

(It was in all caps in the book)
"THIS IS GOD'S HAT
THIS IS GOD'S ATTIRE
THIS IS GOD'S CAT
THIS IS GOD'S ARK
THESE ARE GOD'S WIDE ACRES
THIS IS GOD'S EAR"
~Pi Patel, going nuts in Life of Pi.
Also, from the Malloreon (can't remember exact words or what book it's in):
--Note that both these people are somewhat regular human beings--
Polgara (in reference to a recently caught animal): "You know uncle, it's customary to cook it first"
Beldin, with a puzzled frown on his face: "Why?"

 

[tjcross]

any line from the assumption song done by the arrogant worms or three dead badgers i think i dunno

 

[Tartarga]

"Even if your work becomes famous, it started out insignificant." Or something along those lines. I believe it was said by Winston Churchill.

 

[Malf]

"While it is best to be both, if one must choose, it is far safer to be feared than loved."

-Niccolo Machiavelli~ The Prince

 

[traceur_]

Doctor McNinja is awesome.

 

[Banana Phone]

if anyone remembers, the radio station Chatterbox from GTA III was pure gold.

"Guns don't kill people, death kills people! Ask a doctor, it's a medical fact! 'Sides, I only use my machine gun in the safety of my own home, and car."
"That guy was so full of crap! Everybody knows women are made from sand."

And of course: "Can i get. Any of you cunts. A drink." -Ed, Shaun of the Dead

 

[typhon923]

i got blisters on me fingers

 

[MikeOfThunder]

?You are assembled in order to repair the evil that it has done and to prevent a recurrence of it. You hold in your hands the future of the world.? - Raymond Poincare, opening the Paris Peace Conference. (After the First World War)

 

[Pingieking]

"My God has a bigger dick than your God!" George Carlin.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.

Terry Pratchett

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Dear brother, I do not spread rumers..... I create them"

-Lachance

What was that from? It sounds so familiar but I just can't remember...

Oblivion Dark Brotherhood quest line

Lachance is the Speaker of the Black hand