Best Quotes from anywhere?
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From games: "Yeah, I'm cutting through history class now" By Cpl. Dunn in MW2.
I find it funny every time I hear it.
There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I'm The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a ************ 'fore I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think different. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
From games: "Yeah, I'm cutting through history class now" By Cpl. Dunn in MW2.
I find it funny every time I hear it.
Hm... that's hard to say, since I have so many. These are just the ones off the top of my head:
"Who the HELL do you think I am?!" - Kamina, Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann
"Feel the pain... of those inferior beings... as you burn in hell!" - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia
"Stick it. You know where."- Yuri, Shadow Hearts 2
"...We're gonna need a bigger boat." - From "Jaws"
"DECAPATATIOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!"- Eddie Riggs, Brutal Legend
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- from "The Princess Bride"
"The first rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club." - Tyler Durden
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" - from "They Live"
"HERE... COME... THE DRUMS!" - The Master, Doctor Who
"When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I... am a motherf***ing ghost."- Church, Red Vs Blue: Reconstruction
... And these are just a few of the many quotes I like... (Hope this isn't too many...)
"Who the HELL do you think I am?!" - Kamina, Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann
"Feel the pain... of those inferior beings... as you burn in hell!" - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia
"Stick it. You know where."- Yuri, Shadow Hearts 2
"...We're gonna need a bigger boat." - From "Jaws"
"DECAPATATIOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!"- Eddie Riggs, Brutal Legend
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."- from "The Princess Bride"
"The first rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club." - Tyler Durden
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" - from "They Live"
"HERE... COME... THE DRUMS!" - The Master, Doctor Who
"When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I... am a motherf***ing ghost."- Church, Red Vs Blue: Reconstruction
... And these are just a few of the many quotes I like... (Hope this isn't too many...)
"You want to know about voting?
I'm here to tell you about voting.
Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun.
And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed.
So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.
That's voting.
You're welcome."
-Warren Ellis (ala Spider Jerusalem/Transmetropolitan)
"Criminals fall. DAs change. Assistants fade away. Jerry Orbach is forever. Jerry Orbach is, in fact, some kind of avenging God-King who will hunt and incarcerate Scum until the end of time."
-Warren Ellis
I'm here to tell you about voting.
Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun.
And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed.
So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.
That's voting.
You're welcome."
-Warren Ellis (ala Spider Jerusalem/Transmetropolitan)
"Criminals fall. DAs change. Assistants fade away. Jerry Orbach is forever. Jerry Orbach is, in fact, some kind of avenging God-King who will hunt and incarcerate Scum until the end of time."
-Warren Ellis
"I thought you were going home, to germany?"
"Ach well, the thing about germany, is it's full of germans..."
-George Frideric Handel replies to his accountant.
"You sir, are drunk"
"AND YOU'RE UGLY! But come the morning, I will be sober"
-British Prime minister Winston Churchill to Lady Astor
(alt version, not sure which is accurate )
"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
"Ach well, the thing about germany, is it's full of germans..."
-George Frideric Handel replies to his accountant.
"You sir, are drunk"
"AND YOU'RE UGLY! But come the morning, I will be sober"
-British Prime minister Winston Churchill to Lady Astor
(alt version, not sure which is accurate )
"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
"I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
'No,' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'it belongs to everyone.'
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
A city where the artist would not fear the censor,
where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality,
where the great will not be constrained by the small.
And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city, as well."
―Andrew Ryan
'No,' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'it belongs to everyone.'
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
A city where the artist would not fear the censor,
where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality,
where the great will not be constrained by the small.
And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city, as well."
―Andrew Ryan
"You could say I am an idiot. You could also say I'm a politician. But I repeat myself"
-Mark Twain (I'm not sure if thats the EXACT quote, but you get the gist)
"What cat?"
-Barney, from Half-Life 2
"Difficult...difficult...lemon, difficult"
-Simon, from In the Loop
-Mark Twain (I'm not sure if thats the EXACT quote, but you get the gist)
"What cat?"
-Barney, from Half-Life 2
"Difficult...difficult...lemon, difficult"
-Simon, from In the Loop
