Best way to destroy a Wii,

[soren7550]

A-Bomb.[/thread]

 

[Sir Ollie]

The same way I destroyed my PS2...

Play 3 rounds of golf with it!

 

[Rafe]

Sit it in the corner and deprive it of fitness games.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Chaingun. Amusing and effective.

 

[TheStickman]

Break it the same way my brother broke his DS; smash it with your head.

 

[Jubbsy]

Any main reason why you want to just flat out destroy it? I mean, you shelled out money for it, you should either keep it or sell it instead of destroying it.

Perhaps I stole it, just for the sake of destroying it.

And besides, if a person wrongs you, you can either get rid of the problem (kill them), forget about it (not happening) or, MAKE THEM PAY! (torture)

Giving it away/selling it would just be like killing it, or forgeting about it, not going to happen.

I like the idea using bacon somehow.

BTW, I do not kill/torture people. Just an example.

 

[Siorai]

Orbital laser, punch whoever says "Overkill", there is no such thing.

 

[zidine100]

Any main reason why you want to just flat out destroy it? I mean, you shelled out money for it, you should either keep it or sell it instead of destroying it.

Perhaps I stole it, just for the sake of destroying it.

And besides, if a person wrongs you, you can either get rid of the problem (kill them), forget about it (not happening) or, MAKE THEM PAY! (torture)

Giving it away/selling it would just be like killing it, or forgeting about it, not going to happen.

I like the idea using bacon somehow.

BTW, I do not kill/torture people. Just an example.

suspisious much?

anyway, if you have a spare microwave handy tie some fireworks to the wii with salotape, and put it in the microwave

needless to say this is not safe, and if you do try it at least record it.

 

[Knife-28]

Cover it in cat food and throw it a a group of "Prawns".

 

[ToxicPiranah]

Chinese Water Torcher with acid. Or offer it as a saftey mat for a thermite demo.

EDIT: or put a rat in a metal bucket on top of it, heat said bucket so the rat eats through the Wii

 

[comadorcrack]

My xboxs broken, My PS3s broken, My PC died...

The day the Wii Breaks though!

That is the day the world Ends!

EDIT:
Wait wait wait!
Tell it the other consoles have outsold it this month and It will laugh itself to death!

 

[Abedeus]

Dropping it out of an aircraft.

Dropping an aircraft on it.

 

[SirDeadly]

Throw it off a 10+ story building and tell it to do a backflip or else!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Send it over here.

 

[rabidmidget]

A microwave

It would be AWESOME!

 

[Bato]

Nintendo consoles are notoriously sturdy.

But I wouldn't consider breaking my wii, even though I don't play it anymore.
Cost me money, and maybe, just maybe, a wii game that interests me again will come out some day.

 

[-AC80-]

i have a sense of irony, wee on it until it short circuits

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Dropping it out of an aircraft.

Dropping an aircraft on it.

That could also work.

 

[Jubbsy]

Any main reason why you want to just flat out destroy it? I mean, you shelled out money for it, you should either keep it or sell it instead of destroying it.

Perhaps I stole it, just for the sake of destroying it.

And besides, if a person wrongs you, you can either get rid of the problem (kill them), forget about it (not happening) or, MAKE THEM PAY! (torture)

Giving it away/selling it would just be like killing it, or forgeting about it, not going to happen.

I like the idea using bacon somehow.

BTW, I do not kill/torture people. Just an example.

suspisious much?

anyway, if you have a spare microwave handy tie some fireworks to the wii with salotape, and put it in the microwave

needless to say this is not safe, and if you do try it at least record it.

Chinese Water Torcher with acid. Or offer it as a saftey mat for a thermite demo.

EDIT: or put a rat in a metal bucket on top of it, heat said bucket so the rat eats through the Wii

Haha. Where is that rat scene from? I've seen it before.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

Make sweet love to it.