Best way to destroy a Wii,

[LewsTherin]

Chainfist.

 

[ArtVSscience]

Drive to Arizona and buy a 50.cal. "nough said.

 

[SteelWolf89]

you could send it to me, i'll even pay for shipping and postage

 

[icekiller453]

.....selling it on ebay

 

[matnatz]

Send it to me.

 

[7th]

make it tight, so you are sure it wont leak.
fill it with gasoline
get a camera on safe distance but with good view
set it on fire
run to safety
laugh madly
put it on youtube

If the police arrives tell them it's an art project

Spoiler

http://www.thelocal.se/18238/20090316/

Link leads to:
Sweden's news in English: Anna Odell faked insanity for an art project.

Blowing something up should be less radical and aggrivating than faking psychosis, so you should get away with it.

Edit: missed one step.

 

[Agrael]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[GreenMachine]

A microwave

It would be AWESOME!

good idea it will work in theory
worth a try, anyone got a spare wii ???

 

[PessimistOwl]

I h

Tell it it'll never live up to the Xbox 360.

I have a better idea, tell it it will outlive the xbox 360 but then tell it you will never play it anyway.

 

[SpcyhknBC]

You could do what I did, live in Baltimore, let one of your roommates leave your door unlocked, and come home to find it and the TV gone, but the cables, controllers, games and the other consoles were all left behind.

 

[Pandairon]

I don't like the Wii.

I mean, sure, great Technology, etc etc. But I just don't like it.

So, what's the best way to destroy one?

I don't get it if you don;t like it why did you buy it in the first place?. Wouldn't selling it be a better option rather than destroying it?

 

[Kaltazraza]

Throw it outside to the wolfs

 

[Daffy F]

Maybe... Tying two halves of it to two different Vans, and then flooring both of them? That, or you could tie it to the back of your car, and drive quickly down the motorway.

 

[The_Echo]

Selling it on eBay.

I know that's not technically destroying it, but it'll be gone from your life and you'll have made some money in the process.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Really guys. GROW UP. If I made thread titled. "Best way to destroy a Xbox 360" (a console which I do have) I'd get flamed to death. But, here you guys are. Acting like 5 year olds who think they're going to be big someday. If you think being an onlne hater is the best way to spend your time, then you seriouly need to rethink your life. As it is, you predictable trolls will flame me anyway, but that's your problem, not mine. After all, what better way to rant than to deaf ears?

Ironic isn't it?

 

[rosac]

Dropping it out of an aircraft.

Dropping an aircraft on it.

drop an aircraft out of a bigger aircraft onto it. The plane you drop must ignite for sheer cool factor.

 

[The Anhk24]

I've been waiting for someone to ask this....first you take the gun you have that has the most bullets and just unload, then if take the peices of the wii that survived and put in a blender, with some milk. Blend until the peices are unnoticeable, then finish by giving it to someone you hate and watch them drink. (if your truely evil you'll use their wii)

 

[Blanemcc]

1) Plug it in
2) Piss on it...


geddit? The Wii gets covered in wee

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Like this:


Or you could block up all the vents a fill it with that expanding foam builders use.