Best way to die.

[lwm3398]

Just gotta say: I'm not being all serious, solemn, I might not even be being considerate, but I want you to think of the greatest way to die ever.

And I don't want answers like "Calmly" or "Quickly" I want something exciting. Yeah, I probably should have said most exciting death. Whatever.

As I said, not a serious thread. Okay?

 

[TheZapper]

Drug-fuelled sex heart attack.

 

[Radeonx]

In a blaze of gunfire and drugs.

This, while listening to an endless loop of "Live To Win".
OR
SNU-SNU

 

[infinisynth]

What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?

 

[Desert Tiger]

I still maintain that it's drowning in ice cream.

 

[lwm3398]

In a blaze of gunfire and drugs.

You forgot extremely erotic women.

Better yet, being gunned down by extremely sexy women while high on a new super drug of your own creation.

 

[lwm3398]

SNU-SNU

Get out. It's over. He wins.

 

[Nickflip]

In a blaze of glory, attacked by hundreds of samurai with "You're the best" playing in the background.

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

Something people would never forget. Like learning to fly a small airplane which you then crash into a volcano. If the said volcano goes crazy and destroys much of whatever is around it is even better.

On a serious note, I have heard drowning isn't so bad as you might think. But other than that, I think it would be best to just die calmly. Maybe while lying in a bed holding the hand of a loved one. You know, the sappy way which makes you teary if it is done right in movies.

 

[The Oddfellow]

Drug-fuelled sex heart attack.

Damn you, watching Mock the Week.

 

[ae86gamer]

Saving the world... from Zombie ninja pirate mecha Hitler, while your getting shot at.

That would be awesome.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Drive a flaming motorcycle which is crafted out of a live shark into a nuke made of bears in midair while playing three heavy metal solos on a triple neck guitar, drinking a whole bottle of Jack Daniels, and having sex with a playboy model.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

bleeding out while defeating an army of nazi-ninja-bots (what,I'm not creative)

 

[Pimppeter2]

SNU-SNU

Pure win

 

[oppp7]

Quick and painless.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

death by crushed pelvis because of snu-snu (sex), (sorry for the futurama refrance).

 

[lwm3398]

What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?

Depends: Did you have a plastic bag parachute?

Oh goddamn, I've been around a while.

 

[The Rascal King]

Drive a flaming motorcycle which is crafted out of a live shark into a nuke made of bears in midair while playing three heavy metal solos on a triple neck guitar, drinking a whole bottle of Jack Daniels, and having sex with a playboy model.

Fucking metal. Except I would add bears made of candy juggling sticks of lit dynomite

 

[crudus]

I would want to die gunning down hordes of enemies while having sex (and doing well at both, a la Shoot'em Up) and protecting a box of kittens(and nurturing them back to health), riding a nuclear bomb down to the earth surface (a la Dr. Strangelove), survive. Then switch to using a knife or sword to kill the horde (while deflecting bullets with my knife/sword). (All the while there is a live metal band following me and playing) After the horde killing (and sex) I would drop myself into a vat of molten metal (a la Terminator 2) to save said box of kittens while [main antagonist] drops a planet on me (a la Star Wars) and the kittens grow up to avenge me(a la Lucky Number Sleven or something like that). Only then would I be satisfied with my death knowing that it can't get more badass than that.