Best way to die.

[axia777]

In my sleep when I am very old.

 

[TheRealCJ]

If I ever get a terminal illness, I'm going to do a whole shitload of cocaine, and jump out of an areoplane...

... Into a preschool. I'm already going to hell, damnit, I might as well traumatise a bunch of small children while I'm at it.

With a machine gun blazing, watching bullets rip into the teacher and children...

What? You said you knew you were going to hell! Why not just have it be justified and awesome?!

Well, I'm technically AGAINST killing children.

Scarring them for life, on the other hand, is fair game.

 

[lwm3398]

If I ever get a terminal illness, I'm going to do a whole shitload of cocaine, and jump out of an areoplane...

... Into a preschool. I'm already going to hell, damnit, I might as well traumatise a bunch of small children while I'm at it.

With a machine gun blazing, watching bullets rip into the teacher and children...

What? You said you knew you were going to hell! Why not just have it be justified and awesome?!

Well, I'm technically AGAINST killing children.

Scarring them for life, on the other hand, is fair game.

Well, what about giving them scars?

That bad?

 

[lwm3398]

Most of these deaths seem to have something rather hedonistic about them.

I on the other hand would like to die in a subtle fashion... By launching myself off the ifle tower and see if I can trick Sylvester Syloan into trying to catch me

This is what I'm looking for. Originality. This is the best one so far.

 

[Baggie]

Being next to a nuclear explosion. Like, a metre away from the nuke, inside the mushroom cloud. Instantanious death ftw.

 

[Ph0t0n1c Ph34r]

Hit by an asteroid. While playing an epic guitar solo. On the Sun.

 

[S3bur0n]

I want to die from one of those swing rides you see at fairs, while being on one, having it break off the chain, and fly up into an atomic bomb to set it off.

 

[Federalist92]

Diving down the cooling tower of a nuclear reactor strapped to two tonnes of dynamite, while riding a firework listening to "this is the end of the world as we know it" by REM.

 

[Get Jiggy]

In slow motion, I don't care about the specifics just as long as its in slow motion.