Soulfly94 said:
Let me put most of ur things together...
I'd like to die driving in a lamborghini more than 200+ mph firing at a crowd of zombies, just a second before a giant nuke dives into the asphalt in front of me. All that while I have sex with Pamela Anderson filled with drugs and cakes, where 20 feet in front of me there is a cliff I almost jumped down.
lol, makes sense.
You forgot to add robots and Nazis.
Lemme try.
I wanna die riding in a Lamborghini while having sex with The Hottest Woman in The Universe, firing off duel machine guns at a group of zombie Nazis with chainsaws. Just as I reach them, the car transforms into an awesome mech, that has an axe for one arm and a minigun/chaingun or whatever you call it for the other. After I kick out T.H.W.I.T.U, I flip over the Nazis, axing them as I go, I land behind them and pump a 100,000 round magazine of pure hot lead into the horde. I jump out of the mecha, just as a troop of ninjas throw stars at the engine and blow it up. As i jumped, I'd grabbed someone's Ninjato, ninja equivalent of a samurai Katana. I run, still having one machine gun and the sword, into the crowd of Nazis. I receive hundreds of bites by them, but I'm able to kill all of them. The ninjas are shooting me with blow dart guns, and at this point, I know I'm a dead man. I run through the ninjas, into a bombing facility I had been trying to get to. As I slowly die of the poison, I press... THE... BUTTON. I run up to the turret that will fire said Nuclear Bomb, and grab onto the back four fins. As it flies out, I flip onto it, riding down to my impending doom. The bomb explodes. I die.
