Best way to die.

[userwhoquitthesite]

getting head while drinking delicious orange hawaiian punch at just below room temprature then getting beheaded from behind with a katana coated in anasthetic. then the head is taken from the room and sewed to the chest of my sleeping enemy so the first thing they see when they wake up is my smirking face

 

[lee1287]

yeah SNU SNU forever.

 

[AkJay]

In a blaze of gunfire and drugs.

This, while listening to an endless loop of "Live To Win".
OR
SNU-SNU

"Is SNU-SNU good?"

"Baby, it'll blow your mind!"

haha, i choose Death by SNU-SNU as well!

 

[Milford Cubicle]

Quickly and suddenly.

 

[lwm3398]

Quickly and suddenly.

This is exciting...

How?

 

[Milford Cubicle]

Heart attack? I've not really given it much thought.

 

[.Ricks.]

Uhm actually it has been proven that the best way to die (violently at least) is by a cut neck, the lack of blood to your brain makes you feel no pain and dream until the moment of your death, basically you are high until you die, with visions and no sense of pain whatsoever.

Aside from that and abandoning the "facts" and "serious" theme, dying from a sex induced spasm that makes you stab yourself in the arm and you fall from your sky fortress on to a jagged rock junction full of drug fumes and awesome ladies from the surprise of it.

 

[xXZer0]

Go get into a huge gunfight like with a bunch of guys like at the end of Scarface and stab yourself full of adrenaline when U get hit like in they would in Crank and gun them all down and before you bleed out you start gettin hammered and and get with a bunch of girls before finally dying of heart failure at the end of it

 

[DogofRaw]

Crushed under a pile of supple female Bodies.

 

[jobobob]

Running full speed into a hail of bullets, arrows, grenades, bears, land sharks, and an army behind that while being armed with a spoon.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Read every thread on the escapist until I top myself from sheer frustration or my head explodes.

 

[megatron2.0]

drawing my insanely powefully super sword and telling my group of friends " i cannot defeat them all, but i can buy you time, do not waste it" then charging into the horde of enemies to be later found on a pile of bodies saying " i told you i could take them" and then dieing.

 

[lozfoe444]

Having fought off the end of the world single handedly with a mystical weapon of some sort before collapsing on the ground with a thumbs up and 4 beautiful women by my side. Also when I die I'm greeted by Jesus who gives me an electric guitar and the worlds best beard!

 

[Stoic raptor]

death by B00BYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[skywalkerlion]

I would die serving the God Emperor of Mankind, on the field of battle with my squad of Terminator Daemonhunters. I shall fight the minions and servants of Chaos until my last dying breath.

 

[Robert632]

What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?

a swan dive into explosives.