Best Zero Punctuation Quote
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From Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
May not be the very best, but imo the best I can think of at the moment.
"At the start of each mission you can choose which of the brothers you want to play. As Thomas, you can shoot more accurately, throw lassos and climb ledges and as Ray you can open the pause menu, restart the mission and choose Thomas."
May not be the very best, but imo the best I can think of at the moment.
"At the start of each mission you can choose which of the brothers you want to play. As Thomas, you can shoot more accurately, throw lassos and climb ledges and as Ray you can open the pause menu, restart the mission and choose Thomas."
"Everything that was cyberpunk is now steampunk and at a certain point it becomes a little hard to swallow. How exactly does a steam powered gun turret differentiate between friend and foe? I wasn't aware that boiled water could form allegiances."
He still hasn't trumped his Bioshock review in my books.
He still hasn't trumped his Bioshock review in my books.
Silent Hill 2
"Its a facinating voyage of pain and dispare that leaves you emotionally drained and dissatisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin"
"Its a facinating voyage of pain and dispare that leaves you emotionally drained and dissatisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin"
One word, Several.
There are so many I cannot choose a favourite, and if I would count the best ones I'd probably be here all day =)
Altough, "MW 1 had more stealth than this, and need I remind you this is the game where a Nuke blows up in your face. Now that's what I call Juxtaposition"
Awesome word
There are so many I cannot choose a favourite, and if I would count the best ones I'd probably be here all day =)
Altough, "MW 1 had more stealth than this, and need I remind you this is the game where a Nuke blows up in your face. Now that's what I call Juxtaposition"
Awesome word
I'm gonna have a heart attack if I have to remember every quote I liked. They are many and I often use them out of context xD
Ok I remembered one: "...and it's all got this charm to it that disarms you and trips you off and plants your face into a muddy riverbed... made of chocolate".
I love the image after this line, where he is running after the sun with an axe. I have that image stuck in my head for a long time by the way.
Ok I remembered one: "...and it's all got this charm to it that disarms you and trips you off and plants your face into a muddy riverbed... made of chocolate".
I love the image after this line, where he is running after the sun with an axe. I have that image stuck in my head for a long time by the way.
"Which brings me to Split Second Velocity, or rather Split-Stroke-Second, 'cause that's how it's written. So what the fuck does that mean, Disney Interactive Studios? Split OR Second? Do we have to PICK one? Or does the game alternate between being themed around standard units of time measurement and serving suggestions for bananas? Anyway, it's an extreme racing game--you don't know the hyphen is the horizontal one, right? Look down; it's right next the the zero. I know it's hard to focus when Mickey Mouse is badgering you for results, but HONESTLY."
-Split/Second Velocity
-Split/Second Velocity
my favorite was from one of the very first escapist ZP vids, which apparently isn't on the site anymore. it was some jrpg for the DS, and he said something to the effect that the characters looked like they got dressed by throwing a grenade and a couple paint cans into a clothing store. something like that. can't remember the exact quote and can't find the episode to double check, but i couldn't stop laughing. it was what got me hooked on ZP 
I have my top 3 right here...
3: PISSIN' BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!
2: The very concept of a sequel and... HAR HAR! I'm just messing with you, it's a knock-off piece of shit.
1: Kratos must have enough stamps on his Hades loyalty card by now to get a free coffee and damnation.
My god, I can't understand why no one has mentioned those.
3: PISSIN' BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!
2: The very concept of a sequel and... HAR HAR! I'm just messing with you, it's a knock-off piece of shit.
1: Kratos must have enough stamps on his Hades loyalty card by now to get a free coffee and damnation.
My god, I can't understand why no one has mentioned those.
From Army of Two (the first ZP I ever watched):
"You get to wear creepy skull masks like its Halloween every day, only its you giving out the candy and the candy is bullets"
Honorable mention, from Spore:
"In short, no. In long, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"You get to wear creepy skull masks like its Halloween every day, only its you giving out the candy and the candy is bullets"
Honorable mention, from Spore:
"In short, no. In long, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
