Best Zero Punctuation Quote

[Blindswordmaster]

"It's okay, you can swear on the internet, your mom isn't going to read it. I know, because she's getting fucked by me!"-Super Smash Bros. Brawl mailbag responses

Also,"Go team retard!"

 

[C95J]

"Pants on head retarded"

yes this! it is the only one I can seem to remember

 

[gravitate]

shattered memories:"that's it? thats a poor amount for a fucking episode of thunder cats."

 

[WhiteRat07]

Pants on head retarded i have used it many times with my friends family and co-workers in the past

 

[FalloutJack]

"Well, bugger my bumblebee's bread bin, the first few weeks of 2010 are gonna be fun, aren't they? Darksiders, Bayonetta, Dante's Inferno, and God of War 3. God of War rip-off, God of War rip-off, God of War rip-off, and God of War...well...God of War."

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

"if you've been paying attention you'll have noticed that all these games are sequels, and if you haven't being paying attention *claps twice* OI! this year was pretty much sequel boulevard which is probably why it was such a damp squib, what is there some kind of virus going around that attacks creativity or something? twenty years ago in the 8-bit era you could make a game about a french chef riding a giant stick insect while weilding a gun that fires velociraptors, these days a game is considered original when the gritty well armoured soldier protagonist has a moustache!"

also

"there really should be a law against this kind of thing, preferably one of those maritime laws, that lead to someone getting tied to a mast and flogged"

"and seeing as i have some surplus bile left over, if any more of you would like to tell me how to do my job, then please get thrown out of a plane and land anus first on the spire of winchester cathedral!"

 

[Navarone9942]

"Allow me to hold your face under the puterescent waters of knowledge"(something like that)

This is the single bit I always notice on every episode's intro

my favorite was from one of the very first escapist ZP vids, which apparently isn't on the site anymore. it was some jrpg for the DS, and he said something to the effect that the characters looked like they got dressed by throwing a grenade and a couple paint cans into a clothing store. something like that. can't remember the exact quote and can't find the episode to double check, but i couldn't stop laughing. it was what got me hooked on ZP

The World Ends With You
"All the characters look like undernourished androgynies who do their hair in the morning by sticking their head in a bucket of lead based paint and dress like they've stepped on a landmine in a trendy clothes shop"

Age of Conan
"And thus began the adventures of Thindarella the Necromantic Naturist" - Awesome