Best ZP moments
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"A gun that shoots shuriken and lightning. It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire..."
Painless.
Painless.
"Interesting, but it's worth remembering that Silent Hill 2 managed that without needing such a gimmick, with just a dufus, a stick with a nail in, and a big lad with trigonometry for a face." - Silent Hill 2
"And when you're trying to maneuver a large group of vehicles through tight passes, it turns into herding a particularly dim flock of sheep during an earthquake, which can get really annoying when the enemy are defending and your big guns are all in the back eating grass or fucking each other." - Halo Wars
"You see, I was given a time limit to take down three enemy placements in order to rescue a bunch of trapped units. After several arduous battles, I'd ruined the enemy's shit, found the final group, and sent them off to base via a path I'd completely cleared on the way there. But at a point where the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope, I ran out of time and the units disappeared. "We lost contact!" went a character. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. All possible threats were dead! We didn't lose contact, I was looking at them! THEY WERE RIGHT FUCKING THERE! We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other! What the FUCK happens when the STUPID arbitrary time limit runs out? Do their Battle Royale collars explode? They all lose honor and disembowel themselves? WHAT?! And just to put the cherry on it, you know who they were? Absolutely BLOODY no-one! Generic faceless pricks of the sort I'd vat-grown fifty of that day alone! But we didn't make it in time so they were gonna make me do the whole FUCKING mission again. As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world: FUCK THAT." - Halo Wars
"Oh yes, and some hints were dropped concerning a new Zelda. Oh, you coy little *****. I look forward to discovering whether we get the grappling hook or the boomerang first this time." - Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre
"First thought: Why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog need a car?
Second thought: Why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog need to still exist?" - Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre
"Final Fantasy XIV! I feel like anything I could say will be repeating myself so I'm just gonna express my feelings with a strangled noise from the back of my throat: AGGHGHHFFFGGGGHHHHHHGHGHAAAGHHHFFFFHHHHHHHHHH." - Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre
Ah, Yahtzee.
"And when you're trying to maneuver a large group of vehicles through tight passes, it turns into herding a particularly dim flock of sheep during an earthquake, which can get really annoying when the enemy are defending and your big guns are all in the back eating grass or fucking each other." - Halo Wars
"You see, I was given a time limit to take down three enemy placements in order to rescue a bunch of trapped units. After several arduous battles, I'd ruined the enemy's shit, found the final group, and sent them off to base via a path I'd completely cleared on the way there. But at a point where the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope, I ran out of time and the units disappeared. "We lost contact!" went a character. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. All possible threats were dead! We didn't lose contact, I was looking at them! THEY WERE RIGHT FUCKING THERE! We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other! What the FUCK happens when the STUPID arbitrary time limit runs out? Do their Battle Royale collars explode? They all lose honor and disembowel themselves? WHAT?! And just to put the cherry on it, you know who they were? Absolutely BLOODY no-one! Generic faceless pricks of the sort I'd vat-grown fifty of that day alone! But we didn't make it in time so they were gonna make me do the whole FUCKING mission again. As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world: FUCK THAT." - Halo Wars
"Oh yes, and some hints were dropped concerning a new Zelda. Oh, you coy little *****. I look forward to discovering whether we get the grappling hook or the boomerang first this time." - Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre
"First thought: Why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog need a car?
Second thought: Why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog need to still exist?" - Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre
"Final Fantasy XIV! I feel like anything I could say will be repeating myself so I'm just gonna express my feelings with a strangled noise from the back of my throat: AGGHGHHFFFGGGGHHHHHHGHGHAAAGHHHFFFFHHHHHHHHHH." - Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre
Ah, Yahtzee.
"The Conduit is a hardcore FPS that's really good for a Wii game! It's got lots of positive reviews, and it's balls are gently bumping my chin even as we speak."Hexadecimal said:
"To put it charitably the game is FUCKING UGLY!"
WHAT ARBITRARY SILLINESS! (BULL FUCKING SHIT) What happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out, do their battle royal collars explode? do they all lose honor and disembowel themselves what?
"This is another peculiarly American habit that seems to always go unchallenged. Why does a love interest subplot have to be shoehorned into everything? Imagine if there was some kind of parallel universe where every game or movie, regardless of genre, was required to incorporate at least one line- dancing competition. We'd think they were all raving lunatics."
This is actually part of the epigraph of my as-yet unpublished (and un-totally-edited, but hey) novel.
I also love the Punnet square of get hopes up/don't get hopes up, game is good/game is arse.
This is actually part of the epigraph of my as-yet unpublished (and un-totally-edited, but hey) novel.
I also love the Punnet square of get hopes up/don't get hopes up, game is good/game is arse.
