Best ZP moments
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'You're in for a kick in the balls. it may be a gentler, very pretty, well executed kick in the balls than most but at the end of the day you're still walking funny' - Bioshock
'Pants on head retarded' - Halo i think
'Like it rough from men with hairy bums. NO, BAD YAHTEE' Army of Two
'The entire platoon walked off the edge and died. not very good for the mission but fucking funny' - Air Strikes, sorry 'Mercenaries' 2
plus many, many, many others
'Pants on head retarded' - Halo i think
'Like it rough from men with hairy bums. NO, BAD YAHTEE' Army of Two
'The entire platoon walked off the edge and died. not very good for the mission but fucking funny' - Air Strikes, sorry 'Mercenaries' 2
plus many, many, many others
When he described the direction Condemned 2's plot goes as "Indigo Prophecy syndrome" I laughed so hard I had to pause the video and collect myself.
Mostly because I knew EXACTLY what he meant the second he said it and I agree completely.
Mostly because I knew EXACTLY what he meant the second he said it and I agree completely.
just thought of another:
'its like going for a very nice meal but when you ask for the bill the chef comes over and farts in your face' cant remember which one.
pretty much the entire Army of Two review hilarious but i really don't want to have to type the entire script here.
'its like going for a very nice meal but when you ask for the bill the chef comes over and farts in your face' cant remember which one.
pretty much the entire Army of Two review hilarious but i really don't want to have to type the entire script here.
"Thats like cockslaping Mona Lisa" and the litle guy in picture sayin "Just keep smiling" from... i forgot which episode im so ashamed "takes a pistol shoots himself in te face"
'for the nerds whoa are to nerds what nerds are nor normal people' - EVE Online
something like 'the experience could have been recreated by walking along a road in the middle of nowhere, stopping every 5 steps to smack yourself in the eye with a hammer...and the road is a million miles long...and the hammer is made of wank'
here's a question: during the mailbag showdown review he uses emails he got from people, did anyone here send him any of the emails he used?
something like 'the experience could have been recreated by walking along a road in the middle of nowhere, stopping every 5 steps to smack yourself in the eye with a hammer...and the road is a million miles long...and the hammer is made of wank'
here's a question: during the mailbag showdown review he uses emails he got from people, did anyone here send him any of the emails he used?
We are currently living in the seventh generation of consoles if wikipedia is to be belived. Seven generations of fueding and inbreading like the residents of some backwards louisiana swamp, and this is around the time when the really interesting deformities start setting in, so while were on the subject let's start with the Wii.
like nintendo the ps3 is largely selling on future potential because of the promise of metal gear solid 4 and final fantasy 13 at some point, but if final fantasy 13 continues the tradition of most new final fantasy games, you could probbably simulate it by listening to the starwars sound track while huffing nitrosoxside and reading an excell spreadsheet
but there is also the classic, that everyone has decided to ignore, for some reason
but hey atleast there's violence and tits
like nintendo the ps3 is largely selling on future potential because of the promise of metal gear solid 4 and final fantasy 13 at some point, but if final fantasy 13 continues the tradition of most new final fantasy games, you could probbably simulate it by listening to the starwars sound track while huffing nitrosoxside and reading an excell spreadsheet
but there is also the classic, that everyone has decided to ignore, for some reason
but hey atleast there's violence and tits
It was probably excluded because of any inherent intelligence within. He likes to think that the only people that don't like him are a bunch of retards.Vivaldi said:
Core Design handed the franchise over to some cheeseburger-inhaling Yanks who announced their intention to remake the first game and do it properly, which, as insults go, is like slapping you in the balls with your own dead dog.(Tomb Raider Legends)
Controversy can get really exasperating, such as when youthful paragons of self-control are called nasty names and decided that murder would be the wittiest comeback, and then is found to have stood next to a videogame at some point in the past, and then the media generally start drooling the usual uninformed questions as to whether wholesome boyish pretend violence has any correlation with the real world. Short answer: no. Long answer: No, and go f*** yourselves you ignorant scare-mongering cockbags(No, and I consider your argument uninformed).(Manhunt)
To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, no chance you unreasonable dicks.(Manhunt)
I'd like to know how you think gaming is ever going to adapt as an art form if people go out of their way to make original games but f***wits like you never buy them because their too busy inhaling furious amounts of dick.(Psychonauts)
I'm just going to list out of context some of the things that occur in Psychonauts: a telekinetic bear, a dentist who harvests brains, a sequence wherein you become a giant Godzilla-style monster and terrorize a society of talking fish, and a shadowy trench coated government agent who disguises himself as a housewife by brandishing a rolling pin and talking disjointedly about pies. A game that features all these things simply cannot be criticized. It's against the law or something. (Psychonauts)
Just some more of my favs.
Controversy can get really exasperating, such as when youthful paragons of self-control are called nasty names and decided that murder would be the wittiest comeback, and then is found to have stood next to a videogame at some point in the past, and then the media generally start drooling the usual uninformed questions as to whether wholesome boyish pretend violence has any correlation with the real world. Short answer: no. Long answer: No, and go f*** yourselves you ignorant scare-mongering cockbags(No, and I consider your argument uninformed).(Manhunt)
To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, no chance you unreasonable dicks.(Manhunt)
I'd like to know how you think gaming is ever going to adapt as an art form if people go out of their way to make original games but f***wits like you never buy them because their too busy inhaling furious amounts of dick.(Psychonauts)
I'm just going to list out of context some of the things that occur in Psychonauts: a telekinetic bear, a dentist who harvests brains, a sequence wherein you become a giant Godzilla-style monster and terrorize a society of talking fish, and a shadowy trench coated government agent who disguises himself as a housewife by brandishing a rolling pin and talking disjointedly about pies. A game that features all these things simply cannot be criticized. It's against the law or something. (Psychonauts)
Just some more of my favs.
For me it has to be either "It must get messy about that time of the month" or in army of two when there is the "No gay jokes since" And he says "... Who like it rough from men with hairy arses. No bad Yahtzee no"
the type of person that would replace his genetials with a minigun if he thought they could get away with it & if he found something else that he could piss out of.
or something along those lines.
or something along those lines.
