Best ZP moments
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"Its just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be great pudding, and you can spend your time people this, but there still not going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!"
Mine would have to be his recent fight agaisnt harmonix and activision with guitar hero world tour make me laugh at yathzee's dancing while he is depicted as a monkey man makes me laugh
"First you have to walk all the way down from your home base on the top of a FUCKING mountain at the start of every FUCKING mission!"
That's my favorite line.
That's my favorite line.
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"this is why you shouldn't stick your dick in a pudding you can spend all afternoon saying why its good pudding but nobodies gonna eat cause YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!!
you have no idea how hard it was to type that last one i was crying from laughter
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"this is why you shouldn't stick your dick in a pudding you can spend all afternoon saying why its good pudding but nobodies gonna eat cause YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!!
you have no idea how hard it was to type that last one i was crying from laughter
In no particular order:
*From the Prince of Persia retrospective (if I'm not mistaken): "A lot of things look good on paper. Like the little blue dolphin patterns on my toilet roll that fail to distract from the issue that I'm wiping my arse with it."
*From the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. review: "Y'know how in most FPSs, you're some kind of hybrid of man and refrigerator who can take an entire 'mmunition's dump to the face, while the enemy all have armor made of whipped cream and skulls made of cake? Well, it seems going into this game, people got their character sheets mixed up."
*From the Haze review: The angel over Yahtzee's shoulder asking him "You want to be a fat bastard or just a regular bastard" whilst our favorite reviewer prepares to bite into a Cornetto(spelling?).
*From the Turok review (my personal favorite of the ones he's done thus far): Ron Perlman looking at his script and exclaiming "The fuck is this?"
*The Mass Effect review opening with Elvis Presley's "A Little Less Conversation".
And the "had tits and was on fire" and "Ohwookizzadoggie" quips that everybody else finds amusing.
*From the Prince of Persia retrospective (if I'm not mistaken): "A lot of things look good on paper. Like the little blue dolphin patterns on my toilet roll that fail to distract from the issue that I'm wiping my arse with it."
*From the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. review: "Y'know how in most FPSs, you're some kind of hybrid of man and refrigerator who can take an entire 'mmunition's dump to the face, while the enemy all have armor made of whipped cream and skulls made of cake? Well, it seems going into this game, people got their character sheets mixed up."
*From the Haze review: The angel over Yahtzee's shoulder asking him "You want to be a fat bastard or just a regular bastard" whilst our favorite reviewer prepares to bite into a Cornetto(spelling?).
*From the Turok review (my personal favorite of the ones he's done thus far): Ron Perlman looking at his script and exclaiming "The fuck is this?"
*The Mass Effect review opening with Elvis Presley's "A Little Less Conversation".
And the "had tits and was on fire" and "Ohwookizzadoggie" quips that everybody else finds amusing.