Big Breasted Women & Demotion of Pluto

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Volothos

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Then again... Pluto's moon is a mass relay encased in ice (was playing mass effect 2 earlier)
 

gillebro

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OT, I loved your analogy!
And I agree. I still consider Pluto a planet - it doesn't work in my head to not consider it one.
 

KeyMaster45

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I blame this man.

He's mad with power, mad I tell you, mad! If he's not stopped soon then he may very well decide that reality is fake, up is down, left is right, and that nazi's won world war 2! Oh the horror, oh the pure unadulterated PG-13 horror!

In other news now that Pluto is no longer a planet we intend to start paying billions of dollars to crash min-van sized space craft into it as target practice for when we go to war with China.
 

Kuchinawa212

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Minnesota vikings eat mint jelly sandwiches under noisy parrots. That's how I always remembered the solar system. You mean now I got to come up with another way to remember it without pluto? Grr
 

aPod

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Personally i prefer smaller breast to large breast...

<.< is that not what this is about... cause i kind of got bored of the planet talk.

Pluto will always be a planet to me just because i cant be bothered to relearn my elementary school education. However, if scientist want to say that Pluto isnt a planet its really not a big deal... unless there is life on pluto...

there isnt.
 

sonicmaster1989

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If astronomers don't say anything new, they don't get grants. They must have been sitting around one day, throwing dollars into firepits, when they realized the pile was a bit slim. They quickly panicked thinking about how they could never afford that new lense for the telescope (ooooh, new shiny lense ah ahhhh arrgh...excuse me; astronogasm). "Ummmm quick, we need something bold and relevent. Aha!! Pluto's the wimp of planets, he can't do jack if we diss him!", exclaims one of the astronomers. And thus, Pluto is now a "dwarf" planet, although the politically correct term is "massively challenged." Booya!
 

spike0918

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I never learned the exact order of the planets, but at least it wasn't in the middle or else it would be horrible to try remembering which one is no longer a planet. I also don't get people who feel "sorry" for Pluto. It's a floating piece of space rock, seriously.
 

EpicPanda

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If we made Pluto a planet, we would also have to include several other bodies of that size, which would make things all the more confusing.
 

Enigmers

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From what I heard/read, there are tons of dwarf planets just like Pluto and naming them all would be a *****.
 

theSovietConnection

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In the grand scheme of things, does it really matter if Pluto really isn't a planet? I mean, it isn't like the Solar System is going to implode, or anything. And besides, in the event Pluto happens to actually be a sentient ship orbitting our little chunk of the Milky Way to defend us from the alien horde, I'd rather not piss it off

 
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sonicmaster1989 said:
If astronomers don't say anything new, they don't get grants. They must have been sitting around one day, throwing dollars into firepits, when they realized the pile was a bit slim. They quickly panicked thinking about how they could never afford that new lense for the telescope (ooooh, new shiny lense ah ahhhh arrgh...excuse me; astronogasm). "Ummmm quick, we need something bold and relevent. Aha!! Pluto's the wimp of planets, he can't do jack if we diss him!", exclaims one of the astronomers. And thus, Pluto is now a "dwarf" planet, although the politically correct term is "massively challenged." Booya!
You win 5000 internets, good job.
I'll always think of Pluto as a planet... they thought it was important enough to stick in the Mass Effect star map, therefore...

Take that science.
 
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theSovietConnection said:
In the grand scheme of things, does it really matter if Pluto really isn't a planet? I mean, it isn't like the Solar System is going to implode, or anything. And besides, in the event Pluto happens to actually be a sentient ship orbitting our little chunk of the Milky Way to defend us from the alien horde, I'd rather not piss it off
NO! I change my mind! You win 50 bajillion interwebs! Good show sir!
 

Double A

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I think it's bull, it's just a classification that no one who is alive right now was even around when they made it up. Pluto is a planet, and not a dwarf planet. What do scientists know?
 

Poofs

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i dont care what the people say, pluto will always be a planet to me
and i agree that the number should have increased
you make an interesting point there...
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
El Poncho said:
Wouldn't they have to have planet like qualities other than being big?
What qualities would they be? And how do we know Pluto possesses them?

lacktheknack said:
Do YOU want to learn about the 5000 planets?
We would need one hell of a mnemonic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mnemonic] for that.
lol it would be a short paragraph story...lol

OT: Bwebs.

OOT: Yep. That doesn't seem right, but i'm sure it's justified with lots of facts...