Harry Potter 6, I'm not spoiling it but the movie did an absolutely terrible job with the ending. The book had a decent ending and the movie decided, "You know what, I want people to piss themselves with anger because I like piss, piss makes me happy,"
Biggest Bullshit Ending for a Movie *Spoilers..... Probably*
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That makes no sense, Asuka died, there couldn't be a new beginnig because Shinji had to be a dipshit. I have actually been hearing that NGE: Rebuild thing is supposed to be an official rewrite of the series.vivaldiscool said:
Javier Bardem is hit in a random car accident, but he's fine. That useless sheriff drones on about a vague dream to his wife.Redingold said:
CUT TO BLACK.
To be honest I like endings that are very blink, no happy endings so every Hollywood movie end pisses me off a bunch XD
P2. Okay, this is a "Horror" Movie (It's more of a thriller than a Horror Film) starring Wes Bentley (Played "Blackheart" in Ghost Rider).
I don't know for 2nd place. Juno, I guess. I felt like I wanted more, I guess.
So this girl plays Cat and Mouse with this guy for almost a fortnight, handcuffs him to a car, stabbed him in the eye and killed his dog, and all he says to her that is the catalyst is "Come Back you MotherF**king C**t!" I understand no woman wants to be called that (If you know a woman who is not bothered by being called that, IT'S A TRAP!) So, she takes the guys tazer and ignites a trail of gasoline which blows up the car.
And the whole reason she kills him is because she's called this word. It's B.S. to the Nth Degree. This woman shows a very okay demeanor for the most part, but one word makes her indulge her killer (I Guess) by giving everybody a dumb, unoriginal ending and kills the guy. I hated the guy too, but I wouldn't have killed him. I'd have left him for the police. They'd know what to do. It was a cop-out ending that left me unsatisfied.
And the whole reason she kills him is because she's called this word. It's B.S. to the Nth Degree. This woman shows a very okay demeanor for the most part, but one word makes her indulge her killer (I Guess) by giving everybody a dumb, unoriginal ending and kills the guy. I hated the guy too, but I wouldn't have killed him. I'd have left him for the police. They'd know what to do. It was a cop-out ending that left me unsatisfied.
I don't know for 2nd place. Juno, I guess. I felt like I wanted more, I guess.
People complaining about Aliens in Indiana Jones must have been watching a different movie series then I had watched over the years.
First movie.. the Ark of the Covenant.. a box with magical spirits inside that melts peoples face who DARE to witness their pure spiritual awesomeness..
Second Movie.. A real voodoo doll, not the mention the whole human sacrifice deal, and all other sorts of horrid crazy sci-fi fantasy hocus pocus.
Third movie.. The Holy Grail.. a magical spirit cup that you fill with magical spirit water, and then the spirit water will turn you into a dead old man unless you happened to pick the right magical spirit cup to drink the spirit water with.. Not the mention the fact that we're supposed to believe that the guardian is thousands of years old.
Then take a look at the fourth movie. Yes, those skulls don't quite look like the real crystal skulls, but the aliens angle is an old one when it comes to crystal skulls, and many people believe that aliens did create them (I'm not in that group), but aliens didn't come out of left field. I thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was well within the scope of indiana jones. Shia The Beef can fuck right off, but the movie itself wasn't bad. It did have some pretty stupid things in it, but least of all was the aliens.
First movie.. the Ark of the Covenant.. a box with magical spirits inside that melts peoples face who DARE to witness their pure spiritual awesomeness..
Second Movie.. A real voodoo doll, not the mention the whole human sacrifice deal, and all other sorts of horrid crazy sci-fi fantasy hocus pocus.
Third movie.. The Holy Grail.. a magical spirit cup that you fill with magical spirit water, and then the spirit water will turn you into a dead old man unless you happened to pick the right magical spirit cup to drink the spirit water with.. Not the mention the fact that we're supposed to believe that the guardian is thousands of years old.
Then take a look at the fourth movie. Yes, those skulls don't quite look like the real crystal skulls, but the aliens angle is an old one when it comes to crystal skulls, and many people believe that aliens did create them (I'm not in that group), but aliens didn't come out of left field. I thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was well within the scope of indiana jones. Shia The Beef can fuck right off, but the movie itself wasn't bad. It did have some pretty stupid things in it, but least of all was the aliens.
I didn't like the ending for I Am Legend. Didn't like the alternate ending in the dvd set either. I understood why it fit with the movie but the entire time I couldn't just help thinking why he didn't just toss the nade at the plexi and run into the little safe room.
Oh, but... it has a heavy handed metaphor! Of washing away time!minoes said:
As soon as I noticed that hurricane Katrina was in the background, I knew it was going to be lame. And I know the metaphor of the clock and the current is supposed to... well, be a metaphor, but all I thought was "Why in the hell is the Grand Central Station clock in fucking Louisiana?"
That's exactly how I felt, and continue to feel... I sat, wondering, "Why did I just spend ~90 minutes of watching complete stupid?" And then I said that to my friends, and had the following conversation:Good morning blues said:
Me: That movie sucked.
Friend: It was awesome!
Me: Why? The dialogue was bland, the plot pointless, the action unintelligible, the characters completely pointless as they're killed five minutes after being characterized via "lawlz, why is you specialz?", and... just... agh! That was terrible.
Friend: But it has a hot chick in it... with an Australian accent.
Me: And that makes a good movie?
Friend: Yes.
Apparently the magical power of bewbs undermines all of cinematography.
EDIT: Oh God, the ending for The Fog (2005 remake).
The fog? It's actually ghosts! But not just any ghosts - ghosts related to the main character! And what is this young leading lass to do but to MAKE OUT with the ghost's leader. She's not only sticking her tongue in an incorporeal mouth, but that of an old man, and that of her great-great-grandfather, thus being the first woman to commit incest with a non-physical being. But, satisfied, the lead ghost (who is a pirate, yarrrg) calls it all off, leaves the island alone, and all is saved.
I laughed during that whole movie. That was not scary at ALL xD
Saving Private Ryan
Everybody dies that was in the squad except ryan who was curl up in a ball screaming and the translator who was being so a pussy then shoots the german who they didnt kill
30 days of nights
He takes the blood of another vampire and injects it in him to become a vampire to kill the leader by punching him through the head to saves his wife and daughter.Where the sun finally shines while he is hugging his wife and screaming cause the sun is burning him to a crisp