Biggest Bullshit Ending for a Movie *Spoilers..... Probably*

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captainwillies said:
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I Am Legend. Although, that wasn't quite so out of the blue as the others that have been mentioned, since the whole thing just went downhill in about the 3rd half. Still a bullshitty ending, though.

You should see the alternate ending, its even worse.........
is the alternate ending anything like the books ending?

Not even close...............it basically stamps on the books head, mushing it itno a pulp......
 

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captainwillies said:
Mackinator said:
Anything where the ending involves the character waking up and it being all a dream.
There's a name for that. Dues Ex Machina.
No, Deus Ex Machina is when an unexpected solution appears out of nowhere without being hinted at beforehand. What you're talking about is just one form of Deus Ex Machina.
 
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Birras said:
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Anyone see the ending to War of the Worlds? If not, don't.
Agreed. Also, an additional thing that made me angry in the ending of the 2006 version is

the fact that the teenager survived! He was caught in a fucking explosion, and even if he survived that, he would be caught face-to-face with a giant death machine! I mean, we've established that the tripods take very few prisoners, and the few they take are likely experimented on/killed in a non-descript fashion! He should be a charred corpse, vaporized dust, a bloodless husk or a dead anal probe victim.
I don't like how much they changed the functions of the tripod in the movie. In the Book, they all landed in giant artillery shells, have infra-red heat rays, which are invisible to the human eyes, not shiny lasers lighting up every color of the gay spectrum. I know, they did do a good job making them fearful, but seriously, weird electro shields? That is a bit annoying...
 

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I see I Am Legend's alternate (the original) ending has been mentioned, and it's apparently the better ending. While I do agree to that it's the better of the two, I really hatepart of that ending:

Will Smith's character is all torn up about killing and experimenting on actual thinking creatures. Then, cut to next day, and everybody is super-happy and last days events seem completely forgotten, whilst the survivors ride (literally!) into the sunset, all being fine. They should have just killed Smith's character off, or at least stopped before the painfully annoying happy ending. They lived, isn't that enough to know >.<

And Burn After Reading... How can you not love that movie? It's completely awesome. One of Pitt's best roles, ever! xD
 

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Worst Possible Ending By far: Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls

It marks the Fall of that great series.

For a couple reasons.
1. Aliens have no part in a dam indiana jones movie. Why would they even think to do that. and also.. no face melting?! did they really have to clean it up to make it family friendly?

2. The ending at the wedding. Indy's hat is on the ground. and his son (Shia Labeouf) starts to pick it up.. and everyone is thinkin that: "Oh no Indy's kid is gonna take over where he left off"
one word Spielberg and especially George Lucas (i blame him for the aliens)
......no... No..........NO..... Horrible dam idea. I mean i like Labeouf, cuz hes great in TF1 and TF2. but When Harrison Ford Gives up being Indy. You stop makin those movies. Only harrison ford can be indy.....

I couldnt even begin to even think of a worse ending for a movie than that.
 

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This has probaly been said before but Indiana Jones Crystal Skull.

Turns out it was aliens. Why? Did they run out of myths to rip off?
 

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I am probably going to feel retarded for this, but, Can anyone, anyone PLEASE explain the ending to No Country for Old Men? i cannot for the life of me understand it.
 

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pimppeter2 said:
You should put what movie it is on the outside

All I have to say is, Ohh come on... Really....Thats gay
I heard Angels and Demons was worse than that (if you read the book, which I did, and liked it)

<spoiler=wow> the 4th cardinal survives, langdon never has the epic fight scene with the assassin, meaning he doesn't die either. the camerlengo goes up in the helicopter with the antimatter, but langdon doesn't go with him and jump out at the last second. and there's no dr. kohler, sorry.
 

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G1eet said:
pimppeter2 said:
You should put what movie it is on the outside

All I have to say is, Ohh come on... Really....Thats gay
I heard Angels and Demons was worse than that (if you read the book, which I did, and liked it)

<spoiler=wow> the 4th cardinal survives, langdon never has the epic fight scene with the assassin, meaning he doesn't die either. the camerlengo goes up in the helicopter with the antimatter, but langdon doesn't go with him and jump out at the last second. and there's no dr. kohler, sorry.
Both books = shit

Brown's Digital Fortress is a little bit better though. Idk, maybe the one coming out will be better
 

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steeltrain said:
The Mist

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The dude kills his son and the other people in the car with him. Then he runs out of the car screaming for the monstors to come kill him. 2 seconds later, the army rolls in to save the day, making his mercy killing pointless.

The book was open ended! Why not the movie?!
u beat me to it ... i kinda liked the ending though .. refreshing change from your everyday happy skip around we're all going to be ok crap XD

while it wasn't bullshit i will say it was kind of a kick in the balls LOL the worst is when he sees the lady that they refused to help in the beginning safe on the army truck with her kid ... that's just salt on the already gaping wound
 

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Snowy437 said:
Worst Possible Ending By far: Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls

It marks the Fall of that great series.

For a couple reasons.
1. Aliens have no part in a dam indiana jones movie. Why would they even think to do that. and also.. no face melting?! did they really have to clean it up to make it family friendly?

2. The ending at the wedding. Indy's hat is on the ground. and his son (Shia Labeouf) starts to pick it up.. and everyone is thinkin that: "Oh no Indy's kid is gonna take over where he left off"
one word Spielberg and especially George Lucas (i blame him for the aliens)
......no... No..........NO..... Horrible dam idea. I mean i like Labeouf, cuz hes great in TF1 and TF2. but When Harrison Ford Gives up being Indy. You stop makin those movies. Only harrison ford can be indy.....

I couldnt even begin to even think of a worse ending for a movie than that.
Zombie_Fish said:
This has probaly been said before but Indiana Jones Crystal Skull.

Turns out it was aliens. Why? Did they run out of myths to rip off?
I really didn't like the movie but...

I thought that communists searching for aliens went together as well as Nazis searching for religious relics. I can't honesty imagine commies looking for something like the holy grail, its not in their atheistic nature.

bernthalbob616 said:
Birras said:
Curtmiester said:
Anyone see the ending to War of the Worlds? If not, don't.
Agreed. Also, an additional thing that made me angry in the ending of the 2006 version is

the fact that the teenager survived! He was caught in a fucking explosion, and even if he survived that, he would be caught face-to-face with a giant death machine! I mean, we've established that the tripods take very few prisoners, and the few they take are likely experimented on/killed in a non-descript fashion! He should be a charred corpse, vaporized dust, a bloodless husk or a dead anal probe victim.
That, and why the fuck did the Tripods start breaking down? Well, ok, I know why but...

it's an enormous plot-hole! The aliens develop machines that shoot disintegration rays and nearly take over the earth, but they can't make protective suits? WTF is up with that?
Well...

In the book the fact that aliens weren't adapted to human microbes played out very well in the last couple of chapters, in the film it unfortunately seemed like a random deuce ex macchina.

That said, in the original book the tripods aren't that powerful compared to a modern day army, they have an invisible heat ray and deadly poison gas. But artillery fire destroys a couple, its just that they use tactics and that its set at around the start of the 20th century. One of the best parts is when an old school warship named "Thunderchild" fights and destroys several before going down.

Had they fought a modern or even ww2 era army they would have been easily matched. They had to make them more powerful to have a chance in the movie.