Biggest glitch You've EVER encountered

[Pandora92]

Not sure about the biggest glitch ever but I randomly came across a funny one last night so I might as well post it:

Me and a few friends were playing L4D2 together in a "serious" match (4 vs 4, there was 8 of us) and on the final map of Swamp Fever we got to the point where you trigger the crescendo at the gate and run back, only this time right after we had triggered it and turned to run I got boomed, jockeyed and charged at EXACTLY the same time, the charger got me ahead of the jockey I guess although I had no idea wtf was going on at that point, and as near as we could tell the charger rammed me into the gate at the back and BROKE IT DOWN, the next thing any of us knew the game was telling us that the boat had arrived and to get on it, and a tank instant spawned basically right on top of us, it hit all 4 of us and somehow we all flew right onto the boat (which had magically appeared when the gate was broken down) and it took us to safety winning us the round. It doesn't sound like that huge a glitch but it was just an amazingly epic end to the match, especially when that "perfect" finish won us the match lol.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Why is the word "EVER" emphasized in the title? Shouldn't it be "BIGGEST" or even "GLITCH"? That just doesn't make much sense to me, but whatever.

OT: I don't know what my biggest glitch would be, but I haven't come across a lot, so I'll just list the few I've seen:

#1: Mew Glitch in Pokemon Red: I found the Mew and got the glitch to work... only to kill the little bastard with my Butterfree. So embarrassing.

#2: Dark Messiah Multi-Player: My friend on the opposing team jumps into this area in one of the castles where you can hide behind an invisible wall and not get hit, and it becomes difficult to get into their base for ctf. According to him, several maps have glitch spots like that.

#3: L4D: This was mostly an issue on the custom map: Silent Hill. We opened a door to a shop to get a key... sadly, the bots are incredibly thick on custom maps... so when the door closed (I forget how that happened) they were trapped in the doorway. My buddy was inside the building, but I (unfortunately) was not. When a horde came by, guess who got raped because he was outnumber many to one while the other three were trapped in a building? Yeah... not fun there.

#4: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl: My friend attempted due do the glitch where you walk through a mystery zone and shit to catch Shaymin and Darkrai... we never got the whole thing to work, but we managed to get the game to glitch up a few times. it was pretty sweet.

 

[Lolth17]

In Dragon age origins, Leliana doesn't talk at all, she can fight but when i try to engage her in dialouge she says " looking for me?" and then there're no options, i just have to reload the game.

Consider yourself lucky you didn't have to sit through pages of dialog about Orlesian shoes.


OP: Mass Effect 1 always ran perfectly for me until I downloaded Pinnacle Station. Since then I've noticed about 4 total freezes, 8 stuck in the walls, and 3 really funny "invisible walls right where I'm throwing my grenade" moments. I'm not blaming the newly found glitches on the DLC but... well actually, yes, I guess I am.

Bad Bioware, get your glitchy, timed combat trial bullsh*t out of my perfect rpg!

 

[arcane_337]

My favorite Glitch ever would have to be Carmageddon 2, I was playing multiplayer and i had the little pink car and my friend had the big bulldozer and we were playing cat and mouse and from somewhere he hit me with nitro with such bone crunching hit that it dropped me to windows and gave me the error 'that polygon is too weird for me'

My most hated Glitch was durig a super league clan battle for cash in BF: desert combat where I had waited for my tank to respawn, i got in the tank and rolled off towards the enemy and someone must have filled my tank with helium as it just started bouncing across the map like a bouncy ball.

 

[Dapsen]

that you can go underneath Orgrimmar in WoW - and it hasnt been fixed for years :O

 

[Flour]

#1: Mew Glitch in Pokemon Red: I found the Mew and got the glitch to work... only to kill the little bastard with my Butterfree. So embarrassing.

It's worse when you glitch an EXP underflow Mew, and then get more than 34 exp for it
Just try to not 1-shot a level 1 pokemon and catch it.

On-Topic: Worst glitch(abuse) I've seen is in this [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaf1h9_nes-megaman-2-in-23-55-shinryuu-pir_videogames] just wait until around 3 minutes, it's also used a lot more in later stages.(you'll know it when you see it)
Worst glitch I can remember experiencing: characters randomly locking up in FF7/9 and repeating the same attack until they died.(no, not berserk or auto-combat) It always happened to the worst characters(thieves in a stealing loop, white mages healing a single character and once a character throwing ethers on the boss because I selected the wrong target). While th ebug was rare, it really didn't help that save points were so far from boss fights.

 

[PipBoy2000]

Golden Axe!


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[joschen]

I have a list actually.

1. I'm starting of strong whit the Fallout 3 ICBO(Inter-Continental Ballistic Oil tray).
2. Mass Effect 2, The "Airborn Sheppard".
3. Once again Fallout 3. The Yui Guai(Mutant bear) launcher.

 

[HentMas]

hehe, in "DRIVER 2" i remember that if you crashed in a corner of the buildings you would sometimes breack the polygons and glitch as in no clip, but you got trapped inside the structure of the building unless you drove the exact same place you got in

it was usefull to find all the hidden cars (like the mini couper in the maze)

 

[War Pony]

The most recent glitches I've experienced were two in Mass Effect. The first one was slightly irritating, the second one thoroughly annoying because I didn't save at the most opportune time, meaning I had to do a bit of replaying. Both occurred on Noveria.

I did the whole Create a Cure thing for the doctor, got ambushed, went back up and gave cure up, went to the Hot Labs, purged some CRAAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAAB PEOPLE, came back. After entering the safe zone where whats-his-face goes is all "Didn't think you'd come back alive, Benezia gave use orders, a-bloo bloo bloo, KILL THEM AL-- what do you mean I have a red dot on my forehead," I decided to go through the back door past the assault bot dealies. Thing is, I wasn't slaked in my bloodthirst, and decided to whip around to where Han Olar is and go through the back way that would've been the thooper thekrit entrance instead of the KICK ASS one had you gone down through the elevator to get to the volus. Though, instead of that scene where Olar's like, "Do I get one of those, 'You know too much' speeches?" I find Han alone, I find myself in combat, and find out that DEAD GUARD THAT WAS TAKEN OUT WHEN I CREATED THAT CURE is shooting at me from... beneath the floor under his corpse or something. I think GTFOing did the trick. As in got me out of combat eventually.

The second glitch was during the fight with Benezia herself. After her "YOU DON'T KNOW THE JOY OF HAVING CHIRRENZ" speech and she Stasisesises you, the fight starts. She blows my cover away, whips another attack at me, and then Shepard recoils from the attack (read: reeling, looking as though he/she's getting knocked flat on his/her ass (this has happened to me on two different playthroughs)) and... doesn't get up. It looks like he/she's Neo when he was getting shot at by that agent at the top of the building during the Morpheus rescue. You know that scene. The FAMOUS one. Except Shepard didn't fall, and he/she didn't get back up. He/she was just frozen there. Then his/her figure started to warp, and I couldn't do anything; Shepard was frozen there and kept stretching. My other teammates get shot down since I couldn't medigel, and I can hear everything else trying to shoot and biotic and kill me to no avail. I leave the game on for the lulz and come back after nutritioning to see the fight still going on, and Shepard reminding me of those two paintings; the one with the screaming man and the other with the droopy clocks. I was not amused that I had to a bit of redoing everything, but I delivered unto Benezia a smackdown for the ages.

 

[roguetrooper96]

Call of duty world at war melted my first ps3 hardrive, after that I could turn my ps3 on but I couldn't play anything (from a disc)

 

[jmd102993]

most annoying glitch would be in Mass Effect 2 when Shepard would randomly appear on top of a crate your not supposed to be able to climb and not be able to move and get shot down in about 5 seconds because my freaking shields suck >.>

 

[spinFX]

I like the self moving cart from Team Fortress 2 payload maps. The defending team can't stop it and the attacking team doesn't need to be near it for it to be "pushed". Hilarious!

Also all the random things in Fallout 3.

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

Never really had any big glitches, but in Crysis during one of the flying veichle sections the game froze except that i was able to keep moving.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Missingno was my first, bless him

I remember on the awesome Spiderman 2 game (PS2) There was a glith taht happened once or twice where I'd be swinging, and suddenly Spidey would jerk in the middle of the air and be catapulted to the tip-top of the skybox, from which he would fall REALLY, REALLY fast to the ground

Once, on Empire Total War, I defeated an army that was garrisoned in a fortress. I had used rappels (rope ladders) to get on the fortifications and when I got given the "VICTORY: End game now or chase down enemies?" screen, I chose 'chase' and sent my units after theirs. My units used their rappels to get down, but when they reached the bottom, one by one, they would suddenly glitch and fly in a high, narrow arch before landing and dying from fall damage a few feet away from the bottom of the rappel. I had it on fast-forward because rappels are tediously slow, and I watched in horror as my entire army leapt hundreds of feet into the air and down to their deaths. IT WAS LIKE FECKING LEMMINGS! Despite having gotten the "Victory" message, I managed to get a "Defeat" message afterwards because all my men were dead

 

[Insanum]

With an old Micky Mouse game I had for the Mega drive when you pressed pause the main sprite froze and you could just fly about the level not getting hit, pressing pause again brought you back to normal. It was weird.

I think i had that, Was it one with a Magic Cape attack, And you could play Co-Op.

That game was AWESOME.

Mickey & the Magic Kingdom...Or something like that. First boss was a Spider.

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OT: Err...I can think of getting killed by many cheap kills, But the Flying Deathclaw has to be one of the most amusing glitches.

 

[major28]

borderlands when i went to kill king wee wee he ran of a hill got stuck in the wall and couldnt move so i shot him to death with a shotgun

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

probably the "javelin" glitch form Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Monster Muppet Adventure.

Yeah, I know, don't ask.
The game belonged to my cousin.

I was playing al level, partially located under water, with narrow hallways ('Temple Of Pork' or somehting like that?)

Then suddenly, the camera swoops away, standing staticly at about 20 metres away, and the entire level disapears, my character and the enemies still walking around on invisible walls.
Freaky.

And, of course, Missingno, corrupt save datas of certain games and that one time in Spyro 2 I got bitten by a metal shark in Aquaria Towers STRAIGHT THROUGH A WALL.

Scared the crap out of me back in the day.

Good times...