Biggest Hypocrite you know.(Liars included)

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COR 2000

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ElephantGuts post=18.72166.750903 said:
COR 2000 post=18.72166.750830 said:
qbert4ever post=18.72166.750806 said:
COR 2000 post=18.72166.750236 said:
I forgot to mention: Said person once started calling YouTube Very Christian and complained that they removed his video................................ Of MegaMan Hentai (I S*** You not, he COMPLAINED about it.)
So... Why are you friends with him?

Unless of course you're into Santa porn. I don't judge.
I'm not into santa porn (NOT BY A LONGSHOT), but he considers me a friend and likes me(In a non-gay way.).
That's what I was wondering. I'm surprised how many times I see people complaining about how annoying/immature/overall horrible their "friends" are, and expect people to not wonder why they are your friend. So I do wonder.
Yeah, I'm used to B.S. levels from my school anyways. I keep him just to be nice and, to be honest, he's fun to talk to at times. I hope that clears that up.
 

darthzew

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I go to a Christian school and I can say pretty much the whole school. I'm a Christian myself so that wasn't a Christianity bash. I love my Jesus but not always my Christians.
 

COR 2000

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darthzew post=18.72166.750948 said:
I go to a Christian school and I can say pretty much the whole school. I'm a Christian myself so that wasn't a Christianity bash. I love my Jesus but not always my Christians.
Same here.
 

Dr Spaceman

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You won't ever believe this. My friend is a huge dork. He claimed, the other day, that he totally ran up a wall./ A wall!? Those are like straight ip! I laughed and loled. then i tried it. I just ran into it! He said no, jump. so I jumped but only hit HIGHER on the wall! so I told HIM to try it. Turns out, in his karate class, they learned how to backflip off walls. so he did, and almost KICKED ME IN THE FACE. So, i guess it turns out people who seem to be huge liars./hyposcrites sometimes can be awesome ninjas.
 

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Dr Spaceman post=18.72166.750978 said:
hyposcrites sometimes can be awesome ninjas.
Ninja's like these guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk
(Turn off the sound, unless you like Rise Against)

I had a friend who constantly bragged about his ability to kick everyone's ass because of his supreme training in Mixed Martial Arts. But when I got into a fight with him one time I kicked him in the balls and that was the end of him. Admittedly he did have an advantage over me once he learnt Bazilian Jiujitsu, but then I learnt it too, so I'm back on top again (in a totally hetrosexual way)
 

COR 2000

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Okay, about my other friend I was mentioning: All of it is true, but he can say intelligent claims, like how emos whine and the living standard in 3rd-world countries. The person I mentioned can actually be pretty cool...mostly.
 

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COR 2000 post=18.72166.750781 said:
I also forgot to mention that my friend says he's certain of an "Anime" Dimension. And that he will get all the girls in said dimension (Well, sort of...)
You need to get this guy laid...that or an Adderal prescription...

One of the hypocrites I know personally would be my own dad. He's always told me to keep an open mind, and yet once he developes an opinion of some one (including myself) it takes a lot for him to change it.
 

KenzS

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ugh, my best friend... He's a constant bullshitter, and is known for it. He hardly lies to me anymore, I can always call his bluff, but still... I'm amazed our friendship lasted through high school.
 

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The Iron Ninja post=18.72166.750832 said:
Mr.Pandah post=18.72166.750767 said:
The Pope.
I second this.
And it's not just because I'm an athiest. I liked the old pope, he had a sort of Winnie the Pooh quality to him. But the new one just pisses me off.
Yeah, the catholics went from Lovable Uncle to Emperor Palpatine. Come on, that's no way to drum up support!

As for hypocrites, I'd go with myself. Generally, I'm against any outside force trying to interfere with my life, but on occasion, the closet-fascist takes control whenever I encounter a horribly inept government action. Something in me yearns for the time when people actually could respect any authority.
 

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I'm in High School. In Oklahoma.

"We'll never request for you to do anything illegal in school. Now gather 'round for the group prayer, please!"
 

Kippage

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I'll have to second Alphaville as well. Everyone's got something they can't admit even to themselves, everyone's done something awful to someone else and only an extreme minority will be able to make it right. I try not to take things too personally. Which, in practice is something i can do on a marginally consistent basis because I'm rather neurotic. :p
 

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The Iron Ninja post=18.72166.751128 said:
Dr Spaceman post=18.72166.750978 said:
hyposcrites sometimes can be awesome ninjas.
Ninja's like these guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk
(Turn off the sound, unless you like Rise Against)
fucking amazing...
 

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milomalo post=18.72166.751701 said:
The Iron Ninja post=18.72166.751128 said:
Dr Spaceman post=18.72166.750978 said:
hyposcrites sometimes can be awesome ninjas.
Ninja's like these guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2kJZOfq7zk
(Turn off the sound, unless you like Rise Against)
fucking amazing...

fear not we have a freerunner among us

but back on topic people at my work tell me to do it when they are doing nothing then when i ask them to do something they say they are busy
 

Phantom6

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Surprised no one's mentioned these guys yet...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusades

WhitemageofDOOM post=18.72166.751281 said:
I nominate humanity. The entire bloody species.
Also, I second this.
 

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vdgmprgrmr post=18.72166.751674 said:
I'm in High School. In Oklahoma.

"We'll never request for you to do anything illegal in school. Now gather 'round for the group prayer, please!"
Do they give you shit if you don't?
 

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Reaperman Wompa post=18.72166.751992 said:
vdgmprgrmr post=18.72166.751674 said:
I'm in High School. In Oklahoma.

"We'll never request for you to do anything illegal in school. Now gather 'round for the group prayer, please!"
Do they give you shit if you don't?
If they do, then vdgmpgrmr could be seeing some sizable money soon, hehe....