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ShotgunShaman

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Annoying Fan. But on the plus, side, he's so much fun to kill with h4xxor powers.

Irving from RE5 annoyed me, despite the fact that he sounded like (and was nicknamed by me and my friends) Meowth.

The characters from Mercs 2 are all dickwads.

Colonel Volgin from MGS3, he wasn't very nice.
 

Dr.Sean

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Sticky from Fallout3. When I was done using my ripper on him his face had the same general configuration of my ass; a crevice in the middle and not much on the sides.
 

NeutralDrow

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dalek sec said:
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Shinji Matou.

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Who's that?
<url=http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6903/shinjikc1.jpg>This <url=http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Matou_Shinji>guy, from Fate/Stay Night.

Chauvinist, misogynist, narcissist, and an incorrigible jerk to everyone, including his only friend. Perfectly willing to lie, cheat, and steal, makes unwanted advances to a girl way out of his league in every conceivable way, possesses an incredibly overinflated sense of his own self-importance. Tendency to gloat when he clearly has the upper hand, but his ego quickly dissolves into sheer cowardice the instant things go wrong. Abuses his younger sister, while considering it his right to do so.

Horribly mistreats his servant spirit (up to and including rape). Tries to kill an entire school's worth of people to make his servant stronger (and mocks the victims while they lie writhing). Compensates for an inferiority complex while asserting his dominance over his adopted sister by raping her (and has been doing so for years). Bastard even makes his death slightly unsatisfying, since the moment his sister finally snaps and kills him during a rape attempt also leads to her wondering why she never thought of that, and going violently psychotic.
 

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Dr. Kleiner from the Half-Life series.

I fucking hate that guy. I hate his male-pattern baldness. I hate his annoying stereotypical scientist voice. I hate the fact that he never takes off his labcoat. I hate how he can't work a teleporter for shit. He's a travesty of a character and I wished his pet headcrab, Lamar, raped his face.
 

dalek sec

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NeutralDrow said:
dalek sec said:
NeutralDrow said:
Shinji Matou.

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Who's that?
<url=http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6903/shinjikc1.jpg>This <url=http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Matou_Shinji>guy, from Fate/Stay Night.

Chauvinist, misogynist, narcissist, and an incorrigible jerk to everyone, including his only friend. Perfectly willing to lie, cheat, and steal, makes unwanted advances to a girl way out of his league in every conceivable way, possesses an incredibly overinflated sense of his own self-importance. Tendency to gloat when he clearly has the upper hand, but his ego quickly dissolves into sheer cowardice the instant things go wrong. Abuses his younger sister, while considering it his right to do so.

Horribly mistreats his servant spirit (up to and including rape). Tries to kill an entire school's worth of people to make his servant stronger (and mocks the victims while they lie writhing). Compensates for an inferiority complex while asserting his dominance over his adopted sister by raping her (and has been doing so for years). Bastard even makes his death slightly unsatisfying, since the moment his sister finally snaps and kills him during a rape attempt also leads to her wondering why she never thought of that, and going violently psychotic.
Alright but what's Fate/Stay Night?
 

NeutralDrow

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dalek sec said:
NeutralDrow said:
dalek sec said:
NeutralDrow said:
Shinji Matou.

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Who's that?
<url=http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6903/shinjikc1.jpg>This <url=http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Matou_Shinji>guy, from Fate/Stay Night.

Chauvinist, misogynist, narcissist, and an incorrigible jerk to everyone, including his only friend. Perfectly willing to lie, cheat, and steal, makes unwanted advances to a girl way out of his league in every conceivable way, possesses an incredibly overinflated sense of his own self-importance. Tendency to gloat when he clearly has the upper hand, but his ego quickly dissolves into sheer cowardice the instant things go wrong. Abuses his younger sister, while considering it his right to do so.

Horribly mistreats his servant spirit (up to and including rape). Tries to kill an entire school's worth of people to make his servant stronger (and mocks the victims while they lie writhing). Compensates for an inferiority complex while asserting his dominance over his adopted sister by raping her (and has been doing so for years). Bastard even makes his death slightly unsatisfying, since the moment his sister finally snaps and kills him during a rape attempt also leads to her wondering why she never thought of that, and going violently psychotic.
Alright but what's Fate/Stay Night?
A visual novel by Type-Moon. Their second game (after Tsukihime), and first commercial release. <url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateStayNight>Description.
 

Desert_Storm

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Atlus/Fontaine from Bioshock
I loved his accent and everything until the twist happened
and i basically wanted to popcicle him with a big daddy drill
 

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Off topic: Wouldn't "The Jerk" be an interesting game? Steve Martin would have to provide the voice though.
 

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Rico(Killzone 2),
Dorland(Condemned 2),
Mankar Camoran(Edler Scrolls),
Raphael(Soul Calibur),
Riku(Kingdom Hearts),
and... you. The player in any MMO/RPG-open world game. ya' douche bag. >_>
 

Rheden_Sol

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I find that royalty characters (besides the one off one that's actually, y'know. Sympathetic and such to the cause) tend to be asses. They're all, superior, and the like.
 

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Steve from Resident Evil: CODE Veronica X. Half the puzzles in the game were based around him fucking up/stealing an item you need/being a massive annoying prick
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timmytom1

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Marv21 said:
Graveking said:
Marv21 said:
3 Dog....that asshole expects you to put up a satellite up SO we can give you information about your father...I mean really if some kid is asking for directions to his house because hes lost you don't say..."alright but I got a chore for you,....bite the pillow, im going in dry"

I mean really! Thats why 3 dog is the biggest douche in any game!
really he even knows super mutants are there what a dick
YAH I Mean RLY!?!?

Here, you might die...but if you live and do my bidding...you may just see your dad again!

I don't think 3 dog has the right on the radio to critize you if you kill a few hookers I mean really! Your radio existence is based upon the sweat on my brow....learn your place or I will come over and kill you!
Here`s a handy tip for the next time you play , forget that quest and head for rivet city and doctor lee (i think that was her name) and thus bypass the quest
 

timmytom1

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EETURFLESH said:
I'd have to say the Rival from Pokemon Gold/Silver. Dick. Weed.
Why does he do it anyway? at least in yellow he stole it ,which leads me to think the dude was pretty poor ,but in the others he`s just a self rightious dick
 

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Maximillian from Valkyria Chronicles - You bastard, not only did
Selvaria die for you without you batting an eyelid
but you were also a total arse to fight!
 

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The Nameless Bastard Who Hides Keys To Doors On The Opposite Side Of The Level To The Door The Key Opens.

Or, failing that, the AI Director.

I played No Mercy. Once. During that play, the AI Director pulled the mother of all dick moves.

I was on Normal, and I had gotten to the elevator. But, there was a WITCH right in front of the thing! A WITCH! On Normal! The AI Director shouldn't pull such a dick move on Normal!
 

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NORTON
FUCKING
MAPES

FEAR's developers wanted a whiny, sleazy, backstabbing, pathetic, irritating douchebag of a character to give you side missions, and they got one. Did we have to share the experience?

Also, I agree with everyone suggesting Fontaine. After Atlas's death and "the big twist wooo!" the game's plot devolved into bollocks (seriously, it's like M. Night Shyamalan played a load of JRPGs or something for four days straight and wrote down his resulting fevered dreams) and the one likeable character devolved into an asshole with a really annoying voice.

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L4Y Duke said:
The Nameless Bastard Who Hides Keys To Doors On The Opposite Side Of The Level To The Door The Key Opens.
QFT.