Bizzare sexual fantasies?

[Seagoon]

Three words.. Hot. Vampire. Chick.

Preferably a real life rendition of Hellsing's Rip Van Winkle but I'll settle for less..

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Kinky Fivesome with 4 specific girls involving rope (not a typo, don't worry), fishnets, dark dungeon like basement and fiery torches.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I have a friend who browses this site, let's fucking hope he's not around.

My fetishes are a little unconventonal, but nothing outlandish like vorephillia or anything.

Let's just go wtih "femdom" and leave it at that. [sub][sub] [sub] with the occasional addition of genderbending and "forced" bisexuality if i'm in that kind of mood [/sub] [/sub] [/sub]

Femdom? Oh, babe. You just got a thousand times more attractive to me

*bats her whip against her hand*

Yeah, I don't think we can continue this continue this conversation in this thread.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

-SNIP-

Your avatar suits this thread perfectly.

No it doesn't.

Spoiler: THIS suits this thread perfectly.

THIS suits this thread perfectly.

I have a friend who browses this site, let's fucking hope he's not around.

My fetishes are a little unconventonal, but nothing outlandish like vorephillia or anything.

Let's just go wtih "femdom" and leave it at that. [sub][sub] [sub] with the occasional addition of genderbending and "forced" bisexuality if i'm in that kind of mood [/sub] [/sub] [/sub]

Femdom? Oh, babe. You just got a thousand times more attractive to me

*bats her whip against her hand*

Oh c'mon, like he's the only one here who's into femdom.

Need some handcuffs, Mistress? *Hands you a pair*

[sub][sub][sub]Oh, I see your little sub-sub-sub white addition Secret World Leader, and my goodness that sounds fun to me.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[D-Class 198482]

that one Yahtzee had
y'know
with the bomb

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

i have already lived my three greatest sexual fantasies and haven't come up with a new thing yet, but i do have odd fantasies every now and again about a close friend of mine that will never actually come to anything.

I'm sure you already know InsanityWolf's advice on that subject, so i won't bother to repeat it, but I'm curious what the three u lived out were

-threeway with two girls
-threeway with two guys
-sex in public (in this case, two cemeteries and a dressing room in the mall).

fairly simple fantasies, but then i've never been much of a bondage type.

See, I've just found that threeways just arent worth it.
Although if you can pull off a threeway in public, fuck yeah.

 

[The White Hunter]

sometimes I fantasise about lesbian relationships in the 19th century

Is it like a silent movie with a piano playing in the background and text inserts every few seconds going "uuuuh" or "ahhh"?

I've seen that movie

OT: Um. Things. Things that should not be discussed outside of a pitch-black basement.

Spoiler: Oh and this gorgeous piece of flesh:

Also, Trent Reznor. Depraved unspeakable things and Trent Reznor and Benjamin Kowalewicz.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i have already lived my three greatest sexual fantasies and haven't come up with a new thing yet, but i do have odd fantasies every now and again about a close friend of mine that will never actually come to anything.

I'm sure you already know InsanityWolf's advice on that subject, so i won't bother to repeat it, but I'm curious what the three u lived out were

-threeway with two girls
-threeway with two guys
-sex in public (in this case, two cemeteries and a dressing room in the mall).

fairly simple fantasies, but then i've never been much of a bondage type.

See, I've just found that threeways just arent worth it.
Although if you can pull off a threeway in public, fuck yeah.

they really aren't, both times were very underwhelming. sex in public is fun, though, i highly recommend that. especially the time at the mall, we were sure we'd get caught but we did it anyway and that added to the rush.

 

[The Great Purtabo]

The first story I was paid to write concerned a anthro cat (the speaker) happening up, and of course raping My Little Pony. The pink one. I dunno which one that is.

as for my weird fetishes, I'm very, very fond of adult girls who look like teenaged boys.

0.0 we are one in the same my friend; as far as i've seen, this is quite rare. So kind of a reverse trap? I guess there might be some questioning of one's sexuality in there. (i'm talking about the adult girl-> teenage boy thing)

 

[Findlebob]

Having sex with Yahtzee with he gives me harsh criticism on my performance.

 

[LookAtYouHacker]

Having sex with Yahtzee with he gives me harsh criticism on my performance.

HAHA!

 

[Ledan]

Stockings and skirts are pretty hot. And for some reason half-naked women are often hotter than completely naked women.

 

[Xan Krieger]

1. Muscle women like Monica Mowi
2. Women in the martial arts, the gi is just the sexiest piece of clothing for a woman (other martial arts are allowed like kickboxing)
3. Women wrestling (must be barefoot, yes I do have a minor foot fetish)

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

*hurk*

 

[Relish in Chaos]

And for some reason half-naked women are often hotter than completely naked women.

It's because of the mystery; you can imagine for yourself what's further underneath. That's why miniskirts are so popular.

 

[Jinjer]

I must admit, I have an ear fetish and especially elven (or similar) pointy ears are an endless source of fascination for me. Oh RL biology, why must you disappoint me?

 

[Quazimofo]

I want to get with an irish woman, the red hair, freckles, pale skin, accent. AWWWWWH YEAH!

especially if its curly hair.

as for me, im still a semi-awkward teenager. so while i have made great steps in overcoming my social anxieties, and general shyness, sex/relationships is still one of those topics which makes me clam up a bit.

all i will say on the OP is that the only ones i can think of have been mentioned prior in this thread, and they are NOT numerous.

now excuse me while i hide my head in shame for a minute or 2 for saying absolutely anything on this matter.


Edit:

F***!!!!! this post is the first post on a page, now everyone can read it. oh the shame!