Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not awake right now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I didn't just eat a full box of cookies in 30 seconds.

 

[Neonbob]

I have never wanted to burn a small animal.
>.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not in deep shit right now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not curious about this shit your in. ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My procrastinating ways haven't caught up with me, not at all.

 

[Reman Khaar]

I have never tortured someone in my basement for information about the inevitable alien invasion.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm the alien being tortured in said basement.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm the basement.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I have been to space.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I am a Girl Guide cookie.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't want to play Portal 2.

 

[Neonbob]

I have never wanted to have a portal gun.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I am angry that this thread is on it 18th page! ^^

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i share your anger and will never post here again

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have never wanted to have a portal gun.

You wouldn't use it to stalk me.

>.>

I am angry that this thread is on it 18th page! ^^

I'm absolutely furious that the thread is still alive!

 

[Neonbob]

I would never stalk you!

 

[Zirat]

I think punting off the statue of Liberty is a GOOD THING TO DO

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

That giant essay I've been working on? Totally done. Yep. Didn't procrastinate on this at all...