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BigKingBob

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Elric by Moorcock, seriously overrated, especially considering how its credited with kickstarting the fantasy genre...
 

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Every single book which has a cheap looking illustrated cover, and purports to be about teenage vampire werewolves who are a bit confused and angst ridden, because they have to save the world from some other vampire werewolf furries...
 

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Wow, lots of hate on Terry Goodkind for some reason on here. The Sword of Truth is by far one of the best series I have read. The characters feel more real and believable in the realm of the world he creates, rather than the cookie cutter feel most books have. (He still has the stereotypically characters, but they don't FEEL like it) To each his own though.
 

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Oops, I forgot to include the Old Testament. A couple of health doses of genocide, with large helpings of rape, torture, destruction on an epic scale, and lots and lots of murder (mostly for no apparent reason). The plot is generally pretty garbled too, and the author(s) made no attempt to maintain historical accuracy in this one or the sequel (in the bits which attempt to talk about real goings-on).
 

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BigKingBob post=18.70358.691548 said:
Elric by Moorcock, seriously overrated, especially considering how its credited with kickstarting the fantasy genre...
Really 0_o I thought Elric was supposed to be a dig at traditional fantasy? He not especially strong, and in fact gets most of his powers from his blade, which incidently must feed on the living thus forcing Elric to kill. Otherwise he's a weak man with ablinism. He's not really all that tragic either, it being quite established that he and his people are quite evil, if not without their own sense of honor. He never really does anything heroic either.

Definately not something I'd consider kick starting the fantasy genre, so I agree, as I understood it was a reaction by Moorcock to the works of the likes of Tolkein and Howard. Maybe an early anti-hero, although Conan himself showed traces of this.
 

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PxDn Ninja post=18.70358.691601 said:
Wow, lots of hate on Terry Goodkind for some reason on here. The Sword of Truth is by far one of the best series I have read. The characters feel more real and believable in the realm of the world he creates, rather than the cookie cutter feel most books have. (He still has the stereotypically characters, but they don't FEEL like it) To each his own though.
I didn't have much of a problem with Goodkind's characters, it's more of his method of generating plots became repetitive. Throw in a few 'no one would do that, except to advance the plot' bits here and there, and I just got tired of the series.

For some really good characters (and amazing stories), give the Jhereg series by Steven Brust a try.
 

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GothmogII post=18.70358.691620 said:
BigKingBob post=18.70358.691548 said:
Elric by Moorcock, seriously overrated, especially considering how its credited with kickstarting the fantasy genre...
Really 0_o I thought Elric was supposed to be a dig at traditional fantasy? He not especially strong, and in fact gets most of his powers from his blade, which incidently must feed on the living thus forcing Elric to kill. Otherwise he's a weak man with ablinism. He's not really all that tragic either, it being quite established that he and he people are quite evil, if not without their own sense of honor. He never really does anything heroic either.

Definately not something I'd consider kick starting the fantasy genre, so I agree, as I understood it was a reaction by Moorcock to the works of the likes of Tolkein and Howard. Maybe an early anti-hero, although Conan himself showed traces of this.
Really? I just thought it was his take on the fantasy hero. Hmm... Maybe the "kickstart" was a bit of an overstatement but I did read alot about it online and about how influential it was. The book just didnt get me involved, the whole evil anti-hero thing just came across as a kind of depressive apathy.

I liked his "epic pooh" essay and "the dancers at the end of time" but really didnt like Elric.

Ah well, probably just me.
 

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paulgruberman post=18.70358.691637 said:
PxDn Ninja post=18.70358.691601 said:
Wow, lots of hate on Terry Goodkind for some reason on here. The Sword of Truth is by far one of the best series I have read. The characters feel more real and believable in the realm of the world he creates, rather than the cookie cutter feel most books have. (He still has the stereotypically characters, but they don't FEEL like it) To each his own though.
I didn't have much of a problem with Goodkind's characters, it's more of his method of generating plots became repetitive. Throw in a few 'no one would do that, except to advance the plot' bits here and there, and I just got tired of the series.

For some really good characters (and amazing stories), give the Jhereg series by Steven Brust a try.
Fair enough. I didn't notice anything out of character in their behavior, but everyone reads things differently. I'll see about checking out that Jhereg series you mention once my crunch time at work passes.
 

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Personally I could not get past Book 3 in the Wheel of Time. Some of it just drug on and on and I finally had to put it down. I know there is a lot of fanfare for the series but I just could not get into it.

For a single book, Eragon.
 

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Razzle Bathbone post=18.70358.688984 said:
Any Dune book with words other than "Dune" in the title.
I disagree, but i respect your opinion. I would amend it to "any Dune books not written by Frank Herbert." Personally I love the Dune series.
 

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Vash108 post=18.70358.691742 said:
Personally I could not get past Book 3 in the Wheel of Time. Some of it just drug on and on and I finally had to put it down. I know there is a lot of fanfare for the series but I just could not get into it.

For a single book, Eragon.
Eragon is series. The 3rd book comes out this month I think.
 

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avykins post=18.70358.691646 said:
... Wtf. A Song of Ice and Fire is utterly amazing. The reason I like it is because they kill everyone off. Noone is safe. There is no X cast that you know will always be fine and the fact that it then goes and shows you the villians point of view just makes it better.
*hates you all*

Anyway I hate the Wheel of Time series. Fucking plodded on and on and on and a single convo between minor boring characters can take like 20 pages. Then the bastard author goes and dies before he finishes the series.

Also Anita Blake. Anyone whos read that series knows what I am on about.
A chick who starts off kinda weak and gets her ass kicked alot but has a few cool powers and is slowly getting built up then suddenly on like book 10 the whole plot changes. She goes from virginish to fucking literally half the cast. I stopped reading when she had a triumvirate with two sets of people. Which considering it plainly states there has only been one other triumvirate ever it kinda ruins it.
Plus she ends having a stable of like 20 guys she just fucks non stop. One book introduced a story got you into it a bit, fucked for most the book then wrapped up the story in like the last 20 pages like the author forgot all about it.
That was the point I stopped reading Anita Blake. I used to love those books -sniffle- DAMN YOU LAURELL K. HAMILTON! *shakes fist at the sky*
 

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I have to agree with the Sword of Truth series, it's a badly scripted action movie in book form, along with the least endearing protagonist ever, who Terry quickly establishes as messiah. Frankly, the best moments are when Richard is about to die and then the reader is disappointed when Richard survives yet again.

The characters in general are terrible with little portrayal of real human emotion or nature except the shallowest kind, and the characters all have the same purpose of making Richard look good by being either his servant, his lover or his soon to be dead enemy.

I wouldn't read any of the books a second time.
 
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Cahlee post=18.70358.691526 said:
Oh god. I'm quite frightened now. I haven't read the Twilight series but I saw my friend last week and she went on abotu how she'd think I'd really enjoy it. Was she having a subtle stab at me? Or does she honestly think I'd like it? I'm not sure which is more frightening!
She was probably serious. I know quite a lot of other English majors who are completely infatuated with that book series and they literally turn into foaming fangirls whenever I say anything bad about Edward Cullen (I sometimes get a "I'm the future Mrs. Edward Cullen! Don't talk about him that way"...I'm not kidding). It's really, really sad.
 

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Wow, several responses said 1984. Jaded because your high school teacher made you read at all?

That's one of the best books ever written. Hands down.
 

BigKingBob

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Oh yeah another one, "Catcher in the sodding Rye."

I can sum it up in one line:
"Wah wah awah, I'm depressed, I'm a dropout, I punch windows, wah, wah, wah."
 

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PxDn Ninja post=18.70358.691671 said:
paulgruberman post=18.70358.691637 said:
PxDn Ninja post=18.70358.691601 said:
Wow, lots of hate on Terry Goodkind for some reason on here. The Sword of Truth is by far one of the best series I have read. The characters feel more real and believable in the realm of the world he creates, rather than the cookie cutter feel most books have. (He still has the stereotypically characters, but they don't FEEL like it) To each his own though.
I didn't have much of a problem with Goodkind's characters, it's more of his method of generating plots became repetitive. Throw in a few 'no one would do that, except to advance the plot' bits here and there, and I just got tired of the series.

For some really good characters (and amazing stories), give the Jhereg series by Steven Brust a try.
Fair enough. I didn't notice anything out of character in their behavior, but everyone reads things differently. I'll see about checking out that Jhereg series you mention once my crunch time at work passes.
Also check out his Phoenix Guard series, it's set in the same Universe as the Jhereg books, only it's based off of the Three Musketeers and hence rocks the fuckin' show.
 

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I know quite a lot of other English majors who are completely infatuated with that book series and they literally turn into foaming fangirls whenever I say anything bad about Edward Cullen (I sometimes get a "I'm the future Mrs. Edward Cullen! Don't talk about him that way"...I'm not kidding). It's really, really sad.
Dear lord...and to think that stuff is already being introduced in my country already, with the translated name "Crepuzculo."

Oh, crap...

EDIT: I edited a lapsus brutus.