Brovengers, brossemble!

[Hazy992]

-Snip-
Five. Only five. And I know for a fact you can't suppress power levels

Want to see what those five power levels are capable of?
It'll be a blast.

Is that a threat? I won't waste my time with such trash!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-
Is that a threat? I won't waste my time with such trash!

This war just went hot.
Time to walk the dog, have fun.

 

[Hazy992]

-Snip-
Is that a threat? I won't waste my time with such trash!

This war just went hot.
Time to walk the dog, have fun.

So what's this 'secret weapon' of yours hmm? I'm waiting!

 

[llew]

A challenge for the mighty alucard? well then, give me my order my master... i will load the ammo, release the safety and cock the slide... but only you can pull the trigger... GIVE ME MY ORDERS MASTER!

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

A challenge for the mighty alucard? well then, give me my order my master... i will load the ammo, release the safety and cock the slide... but only you can pull the trigger... GIVE ME MY ORDERS MASTER!

You could join the Injustice League. We haven proven ourselves to be powerful monster hunters despite our completely human forms. These Brovengers are all leaping at super powers and the fancy names that go with them. And I have it on good authority that Hazy is a Nazi.

Spoiler: Hazy loves this

 

[Carbonyl]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

 

[Hazy992]

A challenge for the mighty alucard? well then, give me my order my master... i will load the ammo, release the safety and cock the slide... but only you can pull the trigger... GIVE ME MY ORDERS MASTER!

You could join the Injustice League. We haven proven ourselves to be powerful monster hunters despite our completely human forms. These Brovengers are all leaping at super powers and the fancy names that go with them. And I have it on good authority that Hazy is a Nazi.

Spoiler: Hazy loves this

 

[Shadie777]

It seems like I have made a grave mistake by joining the Injustice League.
I hope we can make amends Brovengers. Here is a gift to show I am sorry:

Spoiler: I'm Sorry ^_^

You shall destroy the Brovengers from the inside. Dismantle their technology, Sabotage them. Be sure to report any valuable information to me. Heheheheehe.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-
So what's this 'secret weapon' of yours hmm? I'm waiting!

Has the present arrived yet?
If not, I can stick another in the pipe and leave it until tomorrow.

 

[Hazy992]

-Snip-
So what's this 'secret weapon' of yours hmm? I'm waiting!

Has the present arrived yet?
If not, I can stick another in the pipe and leave it until tomorrow.

Present? What present?

 

[JoJo]

A little present for my friends in the Brovengers....

Spoiler: Brovenger's Official Theme

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-
Present? What present?

Nothing?
I guess, I'll leave it on then...

 

[Hazy992]

-Snip-
Present? What present?

Nothing?
I guess, I'll leave it on then...

I'm onto you!

 

[Carbonyl]

Ah, Hello dear friends. It seems that you little group has gained new members!
It is a shame, they will join you in Dooooom!

Prepare yourselves, You shall experience the true face of the Injustice League!
Activate the Mindfuck machine!

Boy, I AM the MindFuck Machine.

Gird your loins, shit is about to get surreal.
Y'all are getting SO MANY JELLYFISH. Raining from the sky, raining from your safety showers. There is no escape, I will get you with the crazy quilt in my mind.

 

[Shadie777]

Boy, I AM the MindFuck Machine.

Gird your loins, shit is about to get surreal.
Y'all are getting SO MANY JELLYFISH. Raining from the sky, raining from your safety showers. There is no escape, I will get you with the crazy quilt in my mind.

It seems like the demons of my past are catching up with me. I have quit from my position within the Injustice League. You should check my previous comment.
You might like my apology gift I posted for you...

 

[BreakfastMan]

Free cake and ice cream. And it's really good cake and ice cream too.

The League will give you lazers and robots, often at the same time.
[/QUOTE]

I dunno Hazy... Robots and lazers sound pretty cool too... Got anything else to offer?[/quote]Your own legion of radioactive super badgers that are impervious to laser fire[/quote]

I already got 20. Everybody does nowadays! Come on. I know you guys got the good stuff. How else could you have gotten so many recruits! Unless you are all talk, no action, and selling yourself on your name alone...[QUOTE=Revnak]
We also have tacos, hookers, and George Clooney.
[img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/George_Clooney_66ème_Festival_de_Venise_(Mostra)_3Alt1.jpg/220px-George_Clooney_66ème_Festival_de_Venise_(Mostra)_3Alt1.jpg"][/QUOTE]

And seriously, Tacos and George Clooney! Plus the promise of robots and lazers! You have to do better than lame badgers and cake...[/quote]Put it this way; this is just the things we're telling you about. The Injustice League are putting everything out there on their sleeves[/quote]

Hm... Interesting. The possibilities of more to come are intriguing... But, I am still waiting for the Leagues final offer. Dashing freelance mercenary that I am, I always work for the highest bidder. ;D[/quote]You know my stance and I won't push you any further. I trust you to do what's right ;)[/quote]

Okay, I decided: I am going to join youse guiz. I pledge my sword to you! And my theme music!
[MEDIA=youtube]8WL5IRrhl20[/MEDIA]

Do we have a clubhouse yet?

 

[Hazy992]

Free cake and ice cream. And it's really good cake and ice cream too.

The League will give you lazers and robots, often at the same time.
[/QUOTE]

I dunno Hazy... Robots and lazers sound pretty cool too... Got anything else to offer?[/quote]Your own legion of radioactive super badgers that are impervious to laser fire[/quote]

I already got 20. Everybody does nowadays! Come on. I know you guys got the good stuff. How else could you have gotten so many recruits! Unless you are all talk, no action, and selling yourself on your name alone...[QUOTE=Revnak]
We also have tacos, hookers, and George Clooney.
[img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/George_Clooney_66ème_Festival_de_Venise_(Mostra)_3Alt1.jpg/220px-George_Clooney_66ème_Festival_de_Venise_(Mostra)_3Alt1.jpg"][/QUOTE]

And seriously, Tacos and George Clooney! Plus the promise of robots and lazers! You have to do better than lame badgers and cake...[/quote]Put it this way; this is just the things we're telling you about. The Injustice League are putting everything out there on their sleeves[/quote]

Hm... Interesting. The possibilities of more to come are intriguing... But, I am still waiting for the Leagues final offer. Dashing freelance mercenary that I am, I always work for the highest bidder. ;D[/quote]You know my stance and I won't push you any further. I trust you to do what's right ;)[/quote]

Okay, I decided: I am going to join youse guiz. I pledge my sword to you! And my theme music!
[MEDIA=youtube]8WL5IRrhl20[/MEDIA]

Do we have a clubhouse yet?[/quote]Awesome! Yeah we've got a user group [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Brovengers], join and I'll approve you

 

[Carbonyl]

Boy, I AM the MindFuck Machine.

Gird your loins, shit is about to get surreal.
Y'all are getting SO MANY JELLYFISH. Raining from the sky, raining from your safety showers. There is no escape, I will get you with the crazy quilt in my mind.

It seems like the demons of my past are catching up with me. I have quit from my position within the Injustice League. You should check my previous comment.
You might like my apology gift I posted for you...

The toad wil croak his last this day. I assure you.

 

[savageoblivi0n]

*snip*

The power of Bro Schneider will stand with you...we shall crush this puny injustice league with the power of our sheer brovado!

Spoiler

I also bring with me plenty of rum for the victory afterparty!

 

[BreakfastMan]

Free cake and ice cream. And it's really good cake and ice cream too.

The League will give you lazers and robots, often at the same time.
[/QUOTE]

I dunno Hazy... Robots and lazers sound pretty cool too... Got anything else to offer?[/quote]Your own legion of radioactive super badgers that are impervious to laser fire[/quote]

I already got 20. Everybody does nowadays! Come on. I know you guys got the good stuff. How else could you have gotten so many recruits! Unless you are all talk, no action, and selling yourself on your name alone...[QUOTE=Revnak]
We also have tacos, hookers, and George Clooney.
[img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/George_Clooney_66ème_Festival_de_Venise_(Mostra)_3Alt1.jpg/220px-George_Clooney_66ème_Festival_de_Venise_(Mostra)_3Alt1.jpg"][/QUOTE]

And seriously, Tacos and George Clooney! Plus the promise of robots and lazers! You have to do better than lame badgers and cake...[/quote]Put it this way; this is just the things we're telling you about. The Injustice League are putting everything out there on their sleeves[/quote]

Hm... Interesting. The possibilities of more to come are intriguing... But, I am still waiting for the Leagues final offer. Dashing freelance mercenary that I am, I always work for the highest bidder. ;D[/quote]You know my stance and I won't push you any further. I trust you to do what's right ;)[/quote]

Okay, I decided: I am going to join youse guiz. I pledge my sword to you! And my theme music!
[MEDIA=youtube]8WL5IRrhl20[/MEDIA]

Do we have a clubhouse yet?[/quote]Awesome! Yeah we've got a user group [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Brovengers], join and I'll approve you[/quote]

Already took the liberty of joining, my good man. Down with the Injustice league scum! For Glory! For Honor! For FREEDOM!!!

[MEDIA=youtube]WLrrBs8JBQo[/MEDIA]