No idea what's going on in this thread, but sure, I'll join the brovengers. It sounds fun, and mor than anything, I'm bored >.>
Brovengers, brossemble!
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implying that having that as a theme song isn't the best honor anyone can haveJoJo said:
Damn it, that was my next move.
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The first thing you have to do is... you have to be a Bro. Now, this step is hard but it is worth the struggle to achieve true bro status.The Last Gaijin said:
Second step is to find the Group on your profile and apply to to join.
Third step is to make all the other Brovengers muffins. It isn't compulsory but it's good manners.
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I see the crazy quilt coming and rip it to shreds with my drill then I lumber after the BrOwl who's fled into an air vet, I leave my little sister wrapped where she is as she can take care of herself.Carbonyl said:Carbonyl launches another crazy quilt at Rosie, tangling her and halting the parabolic arc of her leap. Rosie lands on the ground swaddled in the crazy quilt, making muffled angry noises.JoJo said:"Pffh," I laugh "You and what army? You Brovengers are all talk and no action, I see no-one but you and I bet even my little sis could take you alone out. Get her Rosie!"Carbonyl said:I swoop in from above and snatch the pup from your hands, swinging to safety with my grappling hook.JoJo said:"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.Carbonyl said:I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea.JoJo said:I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.Carbonyl said:JoJo said:Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.Carbonyl said:I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.JoJo said:"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.Carbonyl said:I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.JoJo said:Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!Carbonyl said:An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!JoJo said:Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!
*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*
"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"
*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*
"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"
"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"
We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.
"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.
"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"
"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"
I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.
"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.
"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"
"Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"
"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.
"Any last words?" I ask the pooch.
"Halt, villain! Your days of puppy-stabbing are over, now you're the one who's about to be put down!"
The small girl leaps for Carbonyl, her ADAM syringe poised to strike like a dagger. I can't believe Daddy's little villain is growing up so fast.
"Your army is not so tough, either, big guy. You're no match for, The BrOwl!"
The BrOwl launches another crazy quilt at JoJo and dashes behind an air intake vent on the roof.
"Come back you coward!" I shout to the owl.
Ugh, what is that, banging dustbin lids together? On-topic, this was Daystar likes to sing about himself:lacktheknack said:
No, join us [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League], Injustice League is the best!The Last Gaijin said:
We at the Injustice League would be far more appreciative of those cookies. We are very jolly folk when it comes down to it.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
If you give us the cookies then we might not break your legs.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
No, what am I saying? We're the good guys!
We love cookies, and our HQ is a lot nicer than the Doom Fortress of Death that the IL have. Join us, and we will be very grateful.
How can you even consider an HQ that isn't a Doom Fortress to be a proper HQ? You should know that (pulls out cue card) *ahem* "OUR FORTRESS OF GLORIOUS INJUSTICE IS OF THE UTMOST QUALITY. IT IS A VERY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH CRIME RATES SIMILAR TO THE SAFEST OF GATED COMMUNITIES (WHO WOULD DESIRE INJUSTICE TO BE BROUGHT AGAINST THEIR OWN HOME?). THERE IS A COMMUNITY SWIMMING POOL JUST DOWN THE STREET, AND THE LOCAL SCHOOL DISTRICT IS AMONG THE BEST IN THE REGION. THERE ARE TWO GARAGES FOR USE WITH THE DEATH SQUAD'S VANS. ALSO WE HAVE A DOOM LAZER. IT IS QUITE POWERFUL."theparsonski said:
[sub]The schools are pretty nice I suppose.[/sub]
Yeah, that sounds right.JoJo said:
PsychicTaco115's theme song:
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Think about it, JoJo. Do you want to be with your little sister on the team of a man who lights children on fire?
Considering that many of us already do this (what, it's hilarious), I really don't see why you would think that revealing such information would stop us.lacktheknack said:
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Hey, I said I wanted baby back ribs...lacktheknack said:
Too dark?
Bah, what do I care, I'm evil!
:{D <--- Me with an evil moustache
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc4xlzRjb1qdim6h.jpgPsychicTaco115 said:
Oh, you've SO done it. I'm reporting this to my Brovengers!