Brovengers, brossemble!

[bulldogftw]

what is this? i don't even.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-Snip-
I'm onto you!

Anything yet?
I'd hate to think my wrath is being delayed by the very thing facilitating it.

 

[Hazy992]

-Snip-
I'm onto you!

Anything yet?
I'd hate to think my wrath is being delayed by the very thing facilitating it.

I know that feeling! No it hasn't arrived yet

 

[lacktheknack]

A little present for my friends in the Brovengers....

Spoiler: Brovenger's Official Theme

...

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[Shadie777]

The toad wil croak his last this day. I assure you.

Bah, So the toad has failed.
Oh well, you can't defeat a master doomsday weapon specialist.

*Throws a robotic spongebob*

"Attack minion!"

*Flees*

 

[Carbonyl]

The toad wil croak his last this day. I assure you.

Bah, So the toad has failed.
Oh well, you can't defeat a master doomsday weapon specialist.

*Throws a robotic spongebob*

"Attack minion!"

*Flees*

Dude. Your Spongedrone is, like, two inches tall. That was unimpressive.
I remove your fleeing fleas with a special shampoo. There is no escape!

 

[JoJo]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.

"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.

"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"

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Spoiler: Daystar's theme

 

[Carbonyl]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.

"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.

"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"

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Spoiler: Daystar's theme

"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"

I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.

 

[Unsilenced]

What do the IL have to counter bro puns?

This seems like a brotentially fatal flaw in their plan.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What do the IL have to counter bro puns?

This seems like a brotentially fatal flaw in their plan.

This is true

Good job, spotting that flaw in their defence.

 

[TimeLord]

Needs more awesome.

I have just the thing.

 

[Hazy992]

Spoiler: Daystar's theme

So Daystar's theme is the greatest song of all time?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Spoiler: Daystar's theme

So Daystar's theme is the greatest song of all time?

This is...

Acceptable

[sub]A-what's goin' awwn![/sub]

 

[Hazy992]

Spoiler: Daystar's theme

So Daystar's theme is the greatest song of all time?

This is...

Acceptable

[sub]A-what's goin' awwn![/sub]

Oh my gawd how I try! [sub]I try all the time![/sub] [sub][sub]In this institution![/sub][/sub]

 

[JoJo]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.

"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.

"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"

"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"

I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.

I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.

"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.

"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"

 

[Carbonyl]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.

"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.

"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"

"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"

I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.

I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.

"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.

"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"

I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea.
"Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"

 

[JoJo]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.

"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.

"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"

"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"

I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.

I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.

"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.

"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"

I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea.
"Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"

"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.

"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.

Spoiler

"Any last words?" I ask the pooch.

 

[Carbonyl]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.

"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.

"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"

"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"

I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.

I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.

"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.

"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"

I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea.
"Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"

"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.

"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.

Spoiler

"Any last words?" I ask the pooch.

I swoop in from above and snatch the pup from your hands, swinging to safety with my grappling hook.
"Halt, villain! Your days of puppy-stabbing are over, now you're the one who's about to be put down!"

 

[JoJo]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.

"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.

"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"

"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"

I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.

I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.

"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.

"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"

I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea.
"Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"

"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.

"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.

Spoiler

"Any last words?" I ask the pooch.

I swoop in from above and snatch the pup from your hands, swinging to safety with my grappling hook.
"Halt, villain! Your days of puppy-stabbing are over, now you're the one who's about to be put down!"

"Pffh," I laugh "You and what army? You Brovengers are all talk and no action, I see no-one but you and I bet even my little sis could take you alone out. Get her Rosie!"

The small girl leaps for Carbonyl, her ADAM syringe poised to strike like a dagger. I can't believe Daddy's little villain is growing up so fast.

 

[Carbonyl]

Hello, my name is Sergeant Bubbles, I am definitely here to support the Brovengers and am in no way affiliated with the Injustice League. Keep talking about your secret plans, don't mind me...

Spoiler

An owl can always find her rodent prey, and you, sir, reek of mole!
HAVE AT THEE, BRIGAND!

Curses, I have been detected, there is no option but to fight my way out!

*Lunges for Carbonyl with drill spinning*

I step to the side and wrap you in the crazy quilt of MY MIND.

"It's time for a nap, JoJo, a permanent one!"

*In your confusion, you ram us both into a wall. I jump free but you were knocked over and have become stuck on your back like a turtle.*

"I see we'll have to get some potting soil to give your pansy a$$ a proper dirt-nap"

"What cruel fate is this?" I moan as I am stuck on my back. Luckily my little sis jumps off my head and run's underneath Carbonyl waving her ADAM collector.

"Let my Daddy back up or I'll stab yer!" she cries menacingly.

I pick up the tiny child and gently pry away her syringe.
"Little one, your Daddy is fine, he's just in time out because he wasn't playing nice with others. Let's go get ice cream and we can let him up when we get back. How does that sound?"

We make our way to Ben and Jerry's. It is delicious.

Rosie had chocolate round her face and looked like she was enjoying herself.

"Umm, even better than blood!" she gurgled. At that moment a giant figure loomed outside Ben and Jerry's.

"Give back my little sister!" the Big Daddy boomed and smashed down the window, spraying glass onto the other customers. Screams filled the air as JoJo stepped into the room and began to knock over tables with his drill. "Now!"

"Sure thing! Have fun with her sugar high!"

I stroll lazily through the broken window, and down the street, whistling a jaunty tune.

I shrug. "She's a villain, it's good for her to be badly behaved." I call back to Carbonyl. I turn around and smile as my cute little sister stabs out customers eyes and drinks the juice from her syringe, splashing blood all over her dress.

"Let's play with these people Daddy!" she cries happily.

"Sure thing sweet," I say as I lovingly rip out the ice-cream attendant's entrails with my drill. "I don't know what I'd do without you,"

I knew filling the shop with artificial synthodrones was a good idea.
"Watch out, the synthofluid will melt your hair. Have fun!"

"I don't have hair!" I laugh in my booming Big Daddy voice, neither me nor Rosie cared what we were mashing up, we start to paint a picture on the wall in blood/synthofluid.

"Can we kill some puppies and kittens now?" my little sister asks me, "Sure" I reply, "Look there's a pet shop over there, let's go." I smash the window and choose the cutest puppy I can find.

Spoiler

"Any last words?" I ask the pooch.

I swoop in from above and snatch the pup from your hands, swinging to safety with my grappling hook.
"Halt, villain! Your days of puppy-stabbing are over, now you're the one who's about to be put down!"

"Pffh," I laugh "You and what army? You Brovengers are all talk and no action, I see no-one but you and I bet even my little sis could take you alone out. Get her Rosie!"

The small girl leaps for Carbonyl, her ADAM syringe poised to strike like a dagger. I can't believe Daddy's little villain is growing up so fast.

Carbonyl launches another crazy quilt at Rosie, tangling her and halting the parabolic arc of her leap. Rosie lands on the ground swaddled in the crazy quilt, making muffled angry noises.
"Your army is not so tough, either, big guy. You're no match for, The BrOwl!"
The BrOwl launches another crazy quilt at JoJo and dashes behind an air intake vent on the roof.