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MercenaryCanary

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Couch_Ridden_Gamer said:
Opinions? I personally believe that children learning about sex early is good, but teaching it by a hardcore pornography is not the way to do it.
But... that is how I learned when I was nine years old... and I turned out just fine...
 

Raven's Nest

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Mekado said:
ravens_nest said:
imahobbit4062 said:
ravens_nest said:
imahobbit4062 said:
ravens_nest said:
Better than hiring a prostitute for him... It happpens.
Someone didnt read the article
He was shwoing his and 9 year old daughters hardcore porn. What scumbag would show porn to his daghters in the first place, let alone Daughters under the age of 16.
Doesn't matter, the sentiment remains. It is still better than showing them what sex is, using a prostitute.

Prostitutes, aren't all women ya know...
Perhaps you didnt get the part where it said
they were EIGHT and NINE.
Perhaps you don't get the part where hiring an adult man to fuck your 8 and 9 year old daughters is worse than showing them some porn???
perhaps, just perhaps, there's other options than those 2 ?
Showing them himself by fucking them? Coz that would be worse....
 

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Mekado said:
ravens_nest said:
imahobbit4062 said:
ravens_nest said:
imahobbit4062 said:
ravens_nest said:
Better than hiring a prostitute for him... It happpens.
Someone didnt read the article
He was shwoing his and 9 year old daughters hardcore porn. What scumbag would show porn to his daghters in the first place, let alone Daughters under the age of 16.
Doesn't matter, the sentiment remains. It is still better than showing them what sex is, using a prostitute.

Prostitutes, aren't all women ya know...
Perhaps you didnt get the part where it said
they were EIGHT and NINE.
Perhaps you don't get the part where hiring an adult man to fuck your 8 and 9 year old daughters is worse than showing them some porn???
perhaps, just perhaps, there's other options than those 2 ?
Sadly no. They must be shown the lovely pr0n.
 

Mekado

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ravens_nest said:
Mekado said:
ravens_nest said:
imahobbit4062 said:
ravens_nest said:
imahobbit4062 said:
ravens_nest said:
Better than hiring a prostitute for him... It happpens.
Someone didnt read the article
He was shwoing his and 9 year old daughters hardcore porn. What scumbag would show porn to his daghters in the first place, let alone Daughters under the age of 16.
Doesn't matter, the sentiment remains. It is still better than showing them what sex is, using a prostitute.

Prostitutes, aren't all women ya know...
Perhaps you didnt get the part where it said
they were EIGHT and NINE.
Perhaps you don't get the part where hiring an adult man to fuck your 8 and 9 year old daughters is worse than showing them some porn???
perhaps, just perhaps, there's other options than those 2 ?
Showing them himself by fucking them? Coz that would be worse....
You people are f'd up, i'm out of this thread :p
 

MrSnugglesworth

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Neonbob said:
pimppeter2 said:
This guy has some pretty weird teaching methods. I mean, couldn't he just explain?

I wonder if he had a ruler and would pause the video to point things out
Depending on where he got the porn, that could be incredibly awkward...did you see the South Park episode with the porno tape?
*shudders*
And I thought my parental sex talk was hellish...
HAHAHA!


I probably won't get it.




Because I already know just as much/more about sex than my parents.



More than I should know.



(I'm mentally and emotionally scarred)
 

Supreme Unleaded

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Couch_Ridden_Gamer said:
maddawg IAJI said:
I heard this story a while back from the local news network. Worst part is that he got away with it. Apparently under Texas Law you're allowed to teach your kids about sex through hardcore pornography. The System sucks somtimes...
True. In fact, some states have made it illegal to have sex in any other position than missioonary. Tell me that dosnt show lawmaker stupidity.
that is the strangest law ive ever heard of. What are they all peeping toms looking through your window filming you as eveidence that your not making love a certain way only to bring you to court and show your illigaly possitiond love making to the jury so that you can go to jail later because it was all illegal. THAT MAKES NO SENCE. [sup]sorry about the run-on sentence, i just watched Zero Punctuation[/sup]
 

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scifidownbeat said:
Lullabye said:
MajoraPersona said:
Lullabye said:
Maze1125 said:
quiet_samurai said:
Sex is sex, whether you actually watch it on some out dated educational video or program or a movie with fancy angles and music in the background it's still the same.
No it isn't.

Sex in a caring loving relationship is very very different to the sex you see in your average hard-core porn film.
no, sex is sex. the act is the same. the only difference is the feelings you have towards the person.
That all depends on the definition of 'sexual intercourse'. If it means 'be naked with someone you love', then one of you is right. If it means 'penetration of the vagina with the penis and mutual stimulation until the male deposits millions of sperm cells into the female, where they subsequently seek out a fertile egg with which to conceive', then gay people are wrong. If it means 'stimulate the reproductive organs of another human being', then you get all sorts of things like ear sex being counted as real.

I find life's little problems are easier to think about when you're insane. (You can't even begin to comprehend the depths of insanity, MajoraPersona. Don't try to insult me.)
as with most problems in life, it can be solved with a trip to wiki.
wikis definition: This article is about biological sex. For other uses, such as sexual intercourse and gender, see Sex (disambiguation).
This article is semi-protected.
Successful reproductive sex in animals results in the fusion of a sperm and egg cell.

In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.

An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience.


so yeah, i am right. sex is sex and thats that.
I once watched video footage of a man (a fat man) forcing a teenage girl (a very pretty teenage girl) to perform all kinds of sexual acts. Now, of course, this was on a police investigation program late at night, and all the lewd content, video and audio, was censored, but my 10-year-old mind filled in the blanks. Needless to say, I couldn't fall asleep that night, and I've been mentally scarred for life.

And if there's one thing that you a very very wrong about, it's the fact that wiki cannot solve most of life's problems, unless of course your biggest problem is figuring out how to cook a turkey.

Sex is sex if you ask a computer, which can only assign specific values and relations to and between objects. If you ask a human being, you get a whole range of answers. The point is, sex can be loving act, or it can be a fun act, or a profitable act, or an educational act, et cetera ad nauseum.
no, the point s that sex is sex whatever retarded values you assign it dont change the act itself. yes it can be fun, sad, profitable or whatever. but sex is still sex and yes wiki CAN solve everything.
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
ravens_nest said:
imahobbit4062 said:
ravens_nest said:
Better than hiring a prostitute for him... It happpens.
Someone didnt read the article
He was shwoing his and 9 year old daughters hardcore porn. What scumbag would show porn to his daghters in the first place, let alone Daughters under the age of 16.
Doesn't matter, the sentiment remains. It is still better than showing them what sex is, using a prostitute.

Prostitutes, aren't all women ya know...
Perhaps you didnt get the part where it said
they were EIGHT and NINE.
No matter, its still better (but in no means good... at all) to show your kids porn then to have them inact it themselves. Either way its pretty fucked up.
 

skywalkerlion

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Pfft. I hate porn. Naked hot chicks are fine (under certain conditions, based on what is exposed), but I don't like having dicks in the picture. That's disgusting, and it makes me feel so gay to look at it D: (Nothing is wrong with homosexuals, just saying looking at dicks makes me feel uncomfortable :l)

OT: Porn is too much for little kids like that. Teaching sex is fine but that's just too much.. Even though it's not bad enough to get arrested over, yeesh.
 

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Not to be rude, but I'm sure some of us aren't all the honest do gooders we make ourselves out to be. I mean, I'm sure some of you watched or had at least seen porn before you were 18. Nothing shameful about that.

However, showing it to your 9 year old daughters is a bit extreme (Though by today's standards, most nine year olds swear and curse and do things I never imagined doing at that age) I mean, trying to teach them about sex is one thing, but using porno to do it probably isn't the brightest idea.
 

Ziadaine_v1legacy

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ravens_nest said:
Better than hiring a prostitute for him... It happpens.
Like that 14yo kid who's dad got jailed for hiring his son a prostitute? Though I think that was just because his son wanted to lose his virginity...

On Topic, No one ever taught me, I learned everything on my own, which is bad because there was a shitload of stuff I didnt know and others did, so naturally you'd be laughed at.
 

Akai Shizuku

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"See, son? Everything is bigger in Texas!"

Wait...I was trying to make a point there but ended up saying something very, very wrong. Um...

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Sorry about that. I'm just dumbstruck because this is so awful that I have nothing significant to say about it. A thousand facepalms would not suffice.
 

Talendra

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ravens_nest said:
Couch_Ridden_Gamer said:
ravens_nest said:
Better than hiring a prostitute for him... It happpens.
HA! "Tommy, this lady will do anything you want, just dont take that rubber thing off." Wow.
I was thinking more, "Tommy watch what happens when I do this"... "Okay now it's your turn"
I think I just vomited in my mouth a bit...
Well I suppose he is at least teaching his kid about sex.. that's a good thing... right? *sounds unconvinced*
 

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scifidownbeat said:
Lullabye said:
scifidownbeat said:
Lullabye said:
MajoraPersona said:
Lullabye said:
Maze1125 said:
quiet_samurai said:
Sex is sex, whether you actually watch it on some out dated educational video or program or a movie with fancy angles and music in the background it's still the same.
No it isn't.

Sex in a caring loving relationship is very very different to the sex you see in your average hard-core porn film.
no, sex is sex. the act is the same. the only difference is the feelings you have towards the person.
That all depends on the definition of 'sexual intercourse'. If it means 'be naked with someone you love', then one of you is right. If it means 'penetration of the vagina with the penis and mutual stimulation until the male deposits millions of sperm cells into the female, where they subsequently seek out a fertile egg with which to conceive', then gay people are wrong. If it means 'stimulate the reproductive organs of another human being', then you get all sorts of things like ear sex being counted as real.

I find life's little problems are easier to think about when you're insane. (You can't even begin to comprehend the depths of insanity, MajoraPersona. Don't try to insult me.)
as with most problems in life, it can be solved with a trip to wiki.
wikis definition: This article is about biological sex. For other uses, such as sexual intercourse and gender, see Sex (disambiguation).
This article is semi-protected.
Successful reproductive sex in animals results in the fusion of a sperm and egg cell.

In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.

An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience.


so yeah, i am right. sex is sex and thats that.
I once watched video footage of a man (a fat man) forcing a teenage girl (a very pretty teenage girl) to perform all kinds of sexual acts. Now, of course, this was on a police investigation program late at night, and all the lewd content, video and audio, was censored, but my 10-year-old mind filled in the blanks. Needless to say, I couldn't fall asleep that night, and I've been mentally scarred for life.

And if there's one thing that you a very very wrong about, it's the fact that wiki cannot solve most of life's problems, unless of course your biggest problem is figuring out how to cook a turkey.

Sex is sex if you ask a computer, which can only assign specific values and relations to and between objects. If you ask a human being, you get a whole range of answers. The point is, sex can be loving act, or it can be a fun act, or a profitable act, or an educational act, et cetera ad nauseum.
no, the point is that sex is sex whatever retarded values you assign it dont change the act itself. yes it can be fun, sad, profitable or whatever. but sex is still sex and yes wiki CAN solve everything.
And here's where I respond with a resounding NO, followed up by a witty explanation.

the act itself isn't the subject here, it's the fact that sex was shown to children. Does that sound wrong to you?
no. i saw porn when i was little and i didnt have a problem with it.
 

Gmano

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I don't see it as all that different as from those lame ass health-class books. Just more intersting.

We should be encouraging parents to talk to their kids about sex before they go trying to figure out for themselves.

As long as the dad wasn't making them PERFORM any of these acts, I see no major issues here.
 

Enzeru92

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That is one weird ways to teach your kids and it has to be absolutely the worse way to teach them.