But That's All Right...

[Kaboose the Moose]

That all right, it was coated with a laxative.

I have a really upset stomach...

 

[Ramthundar]

but that's okay, that's what Ex-lax is for.

I'm being stalked by a penguin.

 

[AZSolii]

But that's OK, you can be in the sequel to that movie: "March of the Penguins 2: Blitzkrieg"

I want to play Pokemon, but my DS isn't charged...

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

That's alright I have an electrical generator.

There is no fuel for the generator though...

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s alright you have a flashlight to make amusing finger puppets

I`m afraid tax collectors are right outside my door

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

but thats alright you have a big ol' rottweiler

I jizzed in my pants

 

[itstimeforpie]

thats ok because you had to change anyway.

I have to go to work.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

But thats alright you work from home.

My cable just went out because i did'nt pay the bills...

 

[P1p3s]

it's ok - there's nothing on TV that you can't watch on the internet

I don't think I'm going to win the escapist tshirt competition

 

[Emperor Inferno]

That's okay, you've missed Bubba since you last got out of Jail.

I hungry.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

That's all right, the pizza has just arrived outside your door.

You have gotten a sudden case of amnesia!

 

[xxcloud417xx]

But that's alright because you can now say to the person who put it there : "YOU ARE BLOWING MY MIND!" then both of you can have a nice laugh and maybe a 0.47 second beer.

You lost your genitals in an unfortunate smelting accident.

 

[Spicy meatball]

But now you can dazzle everyone with your replacement chrome genitals.

You were attacked by a zombie baboon!

 

[Dancingman]

Fortunately it was just on WoW, time to get back to your Mage.

The paladin just killed you for J-walking.

 

[dalek sec]

But it's ok, I downloaded into a new body.

I fell down a long flight of stairs.