But That's All Right...

[Kaboose the Moose]

That's ok the stairs were made from ginger bread.

I got struck by lightning and was burnt to a crisp

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s okay you can now be seasoned and sold as a zesty treat.

a truck is hurtling right at you

 

[P1p3s]

but thats ok because it is a truck carrying marchmallows ... and is made of marshmallow.

It's cold outside, there's not kind of atmosphere, your all alone, more or less.

 

[Lullabye]

Thats ok cause your inside your tropical mansion with your just finished intelligent and sexy Wife-borg.

You just lost your innocence...

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

That's ok you were hoping to lose it sometime soon anyway.

You fell into a vat of really hot oil..

 

[Lullabye]

Thats okay cause now your natural fear of everything has earned you a place in the history books. How many people can say they died a deep-fried chicken?

You get duck-taped to paris hiltons inner thigh.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Spoiler

But that's alright because you can now say to the person who put it there : "YOU ARE BLOWING MY MIND!" then both of you can have a nice laugh and maybe a 0.47 second beer.

You losht your genitals in an unfortunate shmelting accident.

fixed.

That's okay, I think she's hot as hell and have always wanted free access to that area of her (and every other one, too)

AAHH! Paris Hilton's got VD!

 

[Lullabye]

We know....ohh! err thats okay because Pamela Anderson just walked through the door.

Your mother has the hots for you....

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

But thats alright its only your step mother.

My Biological sister has the hots for me...

 

[Mr. Fister]

But if you think about it, everyone is biologically related to each other.

Now I'm getting charged with incest...

 

[revolverwolf]

But that's fine because you can create a country in which incest is legal.

Sadly none of us can find any land with which to make a new country... (Well. That's sad for you anyway. No-one else is that bothered.)

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

But you dug a cave under your house and call it incest land.

The cave known as incest land just collaped pinning me and my family in it.

 

[RedDiablo]

Luckily, the rest of my family are dead.

A cult ceremony is being done, and you are the sacrifice, what do you do?

 

[chomesuke]

But it's ok, I have a really hot sister.

I want a pepsi, but I only have coke.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

but thats alright i have a great imagination.

my best friend just stole my girlfriend

 

[chomesuke]

But is no biggie, he olso stole her AIDS.

I am got picked on in highschool

 

[The_Chief]

but its ok cuz everyone that picked on u now works at burgerking

my crazy girlfirend wont let me dump her

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause crazy in life means crazy in bed.

I think i got my girlfriend hooked to the Escapist.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

It's okay, the escapist is awesome.

It'll be a long time before I have enough money to buy an X-Box 360

 

[Ace Jackson]

It's okay, because until then you can put more time into knitting some nice mittens for underpriveliged youth, or donating some of your chocolate-chip cookies to the bake sale that Sally McGiggins is having down the street, because doing nice things is good for the soul.

My hand is haunted by a dead psychotic serial killer.