But That's All Right...

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's okay.. you vomit up diamonds and become rich...

You just vomitted diamonds and it hurt..

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

But that's okay, you can pay for the therapy, as well as selling yourself to the circus.

But now I'm part of an evil circus for life...

 

[itstimeforpie]

but suddenly the writer of this sad story (yes you are in a story)suffers a fatal heart attack, now you can do whatever you want.

But then a worse writer continues the story.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

But thats alright the gamer girl is still with you (its worth it)

This story will never end...

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's okay...you're filthy rich with a hot gamer girlfriend..life is good.

The gamer girl doesn't want to sleep with you until you marry her...

 

[itstimeforpie]

Then marry her, but in a different religion, so the rules arn't as strict.

The gamer girl has something to tell you, and it dosn't sound good.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

But thats alright because she just wants to tell you she wants to have kids (your rich its alright)

When you were young you had a bad skateboard accidnet making it immposible to have kids...

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's what surrogate fathers are for.

Too bad there's none in your area.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

but that a'ight

cybernetics fixes that

the Void demons have obliterated all of civilization save 200 people

 

[stormcaller]

But that's alright because it's you and 199 hot girls.

The bomb in your head will explode if you make the slightest movement and the bombsquad can't help.

 

[Crowghast]

But that's okay, you're paralyzed and couldn't move even if you wanted to.

You cannot move.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, being mobile and free is over-rated.

Ah! Holy shit! How long have I been on fire?!

 

[Crowghast]

Not long, it's only your perception, since you're paralyzed and can't feel it doesn't matter either way.

You are paralyzed, and on fire, and being mobile and free could help right about now.

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's alright, I wake up and realize it was all a dream....

But now I'm back in the depressing real world....

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's alright, you go back to sleep and have the best dream ever.

The best dream ever turns into a nightmare where you have to kill a member of your family...

 

[Librarian Mike]

But it's no big deal, the red-headed one was adopted.

Your favorite TV show is cancelled...

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But that's okay, because they cancelled it 10 years ago.

You have no more condoms...

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s okay because you were`nt having sex.

I just bought tickets to twilight on my own free will.

 

[Tattaglia]

But that's okay, because a three buses hit you at the same time before you could leave your house. And then they exploded.

You wake up in the middle of a field with three other naked people...

 

[stormcaller]

But that's alright it's the weekend so relax.

Someone tried throw a brick at your head but it instead hit you in the balls.