But That's All Right...

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s alright because he kills everyone who you dislike.

next-gen ryu hyabusa is standing outside my house ready to gut me with the dragon sword.

 

[likalaruku]

But that's okey, because he misses as he swings & chops his own arm off.

My uncle has refilled all of the rootbeer bottles with malt vinegar.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

That's all right because the rootbeer was actually bottles of zombie bile.

You have fallen into a pit of venomous snakes and have broken your legs.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

that's okay, I'm a Parslemouth. I tell the snakes to carry me to safety then go about biting and invenomating my enemies.

I have gas... but it smells like feet...

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

But thats alright you have oder eaters

A brick just fell from a building, striking me in the head and putting me into a coma...

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's okay, it's convienently covered in the warranty.

But now you have to wait 6 weeks for a replacement PS3....

 

[RagnorakTres]

but that's alright, you're going to be spending 3 weeks living in the Bahamas with your rich cousin who has a PS3 as well as every other console ever produced and lives next to a really hot, nice gamer girl who you have a shot with.

But you fall in the water and don't know how to swim...

 

[sebar nl]

but thats okay becaus the water is only 3 inches deep.

But now the water appears to be filled with sharks.

 

[terribleyetfun]

but that`s alright sharks can`t swim in three inches of water

but now there are bears surrounding me.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

But it's ok, I'd be more worried for the guy behind you wearing the giant salmon mascot outfit.

But now angry mascots are chasing me...

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

But thats alright the hot gamer girl loves a man who can survive a shark, bear, and mascot attack

The gamer girl was just hit by a car...

 

[Emperor Inferno]

but that's okay, you're alone becaouse you're in the car on the way to an awesome Halo 2 LAN party.

but now lightning strikes the house the LAN is in, frying all the circuits and wires.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd. And I hit refresh first and everything.

That's alright, her even hotter, even nicer, even better at games sister is right there, and she likes you.

but now I have to leave and can never come back for her...

 

[RagnorakTres]

but that's alright because she just inherited a s**tload of money and can come with you now.

But now the new PS3 has been delayed in the mail...

 

[Crowghast]

But that's okay because the mailman works for Hugh Heffner and as an apology would like to invite you to LIVE there.

But now I have genital leprosy...

 

[Mr. Fister]

But that's alright. Turns out you can treat that form of leprosy with masturbation!

Now I'm really sore down there....

 

[Crowghast]

But that's alright, Hugh Heffner's mansion comes complete with a wide array of counter-measures for immense self-induced friction. All of them include a wonderful selection of soothing creams, and [i\]holes[/i].
(Which hole is up to you.)

But they've unfortunately run out of holes... and they won't have any new ones for the next whole month...

 

[Klagermeister]

But that's all right, because that will make it all the better when the holes arrive.

I'm sad that Mountain Dew Game Fuel doesn't exist anymore...

 

[Crowghast]

But that's all okay, because a [i\]REAL[/i] Mountaineer drinks actual dew from the empty skulls of the bears he killed last week. Dipped with gasoline to give it an edge. And he's taking you along on his next trip to turn you into a [i\]REAL MAN.[/i]

But I don't know how to survive in the wilderness... and gasoline makes me vomit for three hours...