But That's All Right...

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, they've got so much lead in them I'm not worried.

Your cat has been re-clawed with adamantium.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause he's mah best bud, and we go on amazing adventures together!

It's been a heck of a time since i've been on. (also, I have the inability to swear online)

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I can fucking do it for you, dipshit! Also, we were patient enough to wait for you.

You are being sued because you have patented genes.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, becuase they cant remove them without killing you thus you will get acquited

Your son is Zefrahm Cochrane

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I've never heard of him until now.

You haven't read my celebratory 8K fatality game post:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879?page=3#2328486

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, cause now I have!

I feel dwarved by your post count.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's okay, because if you keep at it, you'll get up here one day.

I am bored as hell.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thts alright, you'll figure something to entertain yourself with

there is a fast headcrab somewhere in your house

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, I debeaked it. I think.

You are allergic to sunlight, and live in the desert.

 

[Ramthundar]

But that's okay, because you were found by a traveling harem.

I'm leaving for a week and won't be able to post or read the Escapist :'(

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because we'll manage without you.

Your family has decided to gang up and beat the hell out of you.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, you are a lawyer and can sue

Your car turns out to actually be KITT from Knight Rider

 

[Neonbob]

But that's more than alright! That's awesome!

You have had your vocabulary halved.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

bu that al righ

you are unable to type the last letter of any word you type

 

[Neonbob]

Bu that alrigh . ca tr t mak sens withou i anywa .

Your computer virus has made itself manifest, and is trying to strangle you.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, Wintermute will give you a helping hand

Your computer is addicted to bandwidth, and now is consuming the entire power of the eastern seaboard.

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, because I don't care about the rest of the people there, anyway.

A five hundred gallon drum of booze is about to crush you.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, your adrenaline fueled super strength with save you

You have been infected with Natric Oxide, Sodium-based poison that boils your blood

 

[Neonbob]

But that's alright, my blood is meant to be boiled. Keeps me alert.

You have been kicked out of a plane while inside an APC.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

thats alright, the paradox of the statement makes the entire happening non-existant

You've been kidnapped by a satanic cult and are going to be sacrificed